Suburb’s Low Socio-Economic Status On Full Display As Even Local Cat Seems To Wanna Have A Go
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A random cat who has refused to run away after being approached by an unknown pedestrian, is actually quite scary.
While walking down the...
Bunnings Staff Member Actually Has One Of These At Home, And Uses It All The Time
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A customer at Bunnings Cottesloe was today left at peace with his decision making after the local “Tool Expert” informed him that he...
Barnaby Joyce Shows Off Extra-Red RSL Tan After Big Week On The Turps
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Barnaby Joyce's skin tone has today reached a never-before seen shade of dark crimson, after the newly sworn in leader of The National...
Pup Congratulates Genius Aussies On Genius Bowling On Genius Day 5 In Genius Adelaide
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Michael Clarke has today taken off his super serious commentator hat - and put back on his best mate hat, as he rocked...
Bloke From Shepparton Wins Best ‘Urban’ Album
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A regional Victorian is one of two people to take out the Best Urban album at this year's ARIA awards.
Rapper Briggs, who's last...
Grown Man Orders Mochaccino
A local betoota man has shocked customers of an inner city café by ordering an Extra Large Mocha.
Upon entering local Betoota hole in the...
Underage Schoolies Roll The Dice On Random Tradie In Dan Murphy’s Car Park
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A gaggle of 17-year-old school-leavers have this afternoon taken part in an Australian right of passage.
That is, approaching a dodgy looking construction worker...
Labor Backbenchers Suddenly Start Remembering Where Their Parents Were Born
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Leader of the opposition Bill Shorten is remaining tight-lipped over how long he knew that four, possibly more, members of his party could...
Report: Country Pubs Not Named The Royal Or The Imperial Actually Just Wine Bars
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A recent report by the Australian Hoteliers Association has found that any pub in a town with a population below 20,000 needs to...
Brisbane Quietly Left Out Of Milo Yiannopoulos’ National Tour
The tropical capital of Australia has been discreetly left out of Milo Yiannopoulos' national tour, after organisers realised the prominent shit stirrer might cop a...
