M*A*S*H Reboot On The Cards As War With North Korea Again Seems Inevitable
SAM DUNLOP | Television | Contact
History buffs and daytime television enthusiasts around the world are rejoicing this afternoon as an option to remake M*A*S*H was picked up by...
Lonely Planet Lists Neighbour’s Timber Queenslander As Best Place To Piss Up This Summer
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
According to the most recent report by the largest travel guide book publisher in the world, your neighbour's gorgeous wide verandah that hangs off the...
Local US Online Retailer Shits The Bed Launching In Australia This Morning
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
Browsing through 'millions' of online items this morning, Gavin Pooley selected a book, t-shirt and socks before heading to...
George Michael Still Australia’s Favourite Gay Jewish Greek Bloke From England
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
England has been heavily reprimanded by Australia today, after we realised the most recent glamorous gay Greek bloke they sent us is actually...
Consumer Groups Tell Cadbury To Pull Their Fucken Head In And Bring Back Marble Choccie
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
A prominent consumer advocacy group has spoken out against the gross misconduct by Cadbury today, half a decade after the British multinational confectionery discontinued the...
Barnaby Breaks Into Emotional Haka Upon Hearing Result Of New England Bi-Election
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
Former and soon-to-be-reinstated Deputy Prime Minister Barnaby Joyce's proud New Zealand heritage was on display for all last night, after confidently winning the...
Victoria’s Storm Of The Century Results In Several Blow Outs Across State
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
Several Victorians have ignored the countless weather warnings and decided to step outside wearing pluggers as heavy rain hit the Melbourne on Saturday...
Bloke Coming Home Wasted Under Impression He’s Being Very Quiet
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
A popular semi professional sand dune surfer of North Betoota fame came home in the early hours of this...
Shane Warne Surveys Adelaide Pitch And Knows, Deep Down, He Could Still Take Five On It Today
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
Born on the same day the Plastic Ono Band took the stage for the first time, Shane Warne still...
Whitefella Playing Didgeridoo Has A Few Stories About Travelling Through The NT
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT
Walk down Byron Bay’s Johnson Street and you might hear the mellow sounds of Ash Pucky’s didgeridoo. While his Ohm tattoo and budding...
