Tamworth Man In Double Bay Orders Ham And Pineapple Pizza Without Flinching
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While successfully being able to pretend he isn’t from the country most of the time, one Tamworth man has exposed himself after ordering...
Best Creative Minds In USA Come Together To Recreate Another Australian Sitcom
In great need of a massive laugh, the brightest creative minds in the USA put their heads together earlier this year and came up...
Bottle Shop Run: Schoolie Grits Teeth And Says He’d Prefer Beers Over Passionfruit UDLs
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A fully grown adult who isn't at school anymore says he feels like cracking a few beers, because that's the kind of drink...
“Wait Until Your Father Gets Home!” Defeated Turnbull Tells National Party
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A worn out and overworked Prime Minister has today sent chills through the increasingly undisciplined National Party, by warning them that if they...
Unknown Band Seated At Very Back Of ARIAs Had A Good Time Even Though Industry Is A Joke
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An unknown band of alt-country rock, possibly Christian, musicians say that while the ARIAs were a pretty mad party - there isn't much...
Bali Ash Cloud Actually Just 2nd-Hand Smoke From Perth Footy Team On The Clove Ciggies
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The monstrous cloud of smoke that has shut down all air routes between Australia and Bali has been revealed to be just a...
English Girl Living In Australia Breaks The Mould And Finds Work Outside Of Recruitment
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A 20-something visa-holder with one of those British accents that don't sound like Emma Watson's has made headlines right across the Commonwealth today...
Ed Sheeran Now Considered Closest Thing To A Rednut Sex Icon As Harry Pulls Up Stumps
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Millions of women around the world are today ruefully tearing up their Prince Harry Girlfriend magazine posters, after the British royal officially announced his engagement...
Triple J Reconsiders Hottest 100 Date Change After Complaints From An HSV ClubSport
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Triple J is currently in a panic this afternoon following a series of abusive and critical comments directed towards their 2018 programming roster,...
Sydney City Hosts Touching Salvador Dalí Tribute
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In true Sydney fashion, both council and state government politicians have rallied today to cut the ribbon on yet another spectacularly expensive 'festival'...
