“Would You Just Shut The Fuck Up” Says Queensland
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
In an unprecedented landslide from nothing to much less than nothing, Pauline Hanson has been told to just fucking shut up and go...
“I Don’t Even Know The Rules But Sure, I’ll Come To The Pub For Lunch And Watch The Cricket With You”
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
An overly-polite local chickpea merchant has taken an early mark today to follow his fellow primary produce colleagues down...
Local Weirdo Selects Cheque As Preferred Payment Option
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
What the fuck?
A South Betoota woman has just chosen to make a purchase with a cheque account, what's the go there?
After making a...
Shannon Noll Lights Up Tamworth’s Peel St After Being Snubbed Of Golden Guitar Nomination
LEROY PERCIVAL | Central-Coast Queensland Folk-Rock Editor | CONTACT
In an applaudable act of defiance, Australia’s favourite country rocker, Shannon Noll left a plume of smoke throughout the streets...
Local Residents Celebrate ‘Big Town’ Status After Rumours Of A 2nd Maccas Are Confirmed
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
Today is a day of particular note for the small country town of Wellington in Central Western New South Wales.
Today is the...
Ange Resigns To Focus On His Figs After Melbourne’s Water Restrictions Are Repealed
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
Today it has been announced that the Australian soccer team will need to find a new coach in the next six months, after...
Christian Baker Shouldn’t Be Discriminated Against For Discriminating Against Gays
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
As a member of the most politicised and considered minority in Australia, a devout Christian baker has today come out swinging against 61%...
Man Who Read Pocock’s Autobiography Happy To Field Any Questions About Zimbabwe
KENT REGINALD | Entertainment | CONTACT
In the midst of the on-going Zimbabwe Presidential crisis, a local Betoota man is offering to answer any Zimbabwe questions anyone might have,...
ABC Cuts Force Q&A To Scrap Canned Laughter For Tony Jones’ Low Quality One-Liners
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
Another day, another cut at the ABC.
However, whilst the cuts normally hit the lower section of the pyramid at the public broadcaster,...
Report: Shane Is Looking Good
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
A recent report by Monash University has found that cricketing great Shane Keith Warne is looking quite handsome, when it comes to body...
