$54 Million Inquiry Finds Juvie That Tear Gasses Pre-Teens Probably Shouldn’t Be Open
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The Royal Commission into the Protection and Detention of Children in the Northern Territory has today found that a government institution that tortures...
School Of Hard Knocks Alma Mater Distance Themselves From Racist Former Old Boy
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In an unravelling series of events, The School of Hard Knocks has been scrambling to distance themselves from graduate Barry Hodgson, in the...
Australia Exhales As News Cycle Returns To Hollywood Sex Crimes And Citizenship Drama
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After a brief hiatus spent reporting about yesterday's same-sex marriage survey results, the Australia media cycle has returned to relaying news of Hollywood...
Conservative Migrant Says Gay People Should Go Back To Where They Came From
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
A Western Sydney man says the gay population need to go back to wherever they came from, presumably San Francisco or Bangkok -...
Nation’s Tradies Remind Their Apprentices That They Can Get Married Now Too Haha
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Local Betoota-based builder Bevan Parker has today reminded his 17-year-old apprentice, Scotty, that he can get married now - and asked him when...
Sydney’s Oxford Street Braces Itself Ahead Of Knock-Off
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In roughly four hours, the resident's of Sydney's iconic gay district will be leaving their workplaces with a little extra spring in their...
Chunky TV Sits In Parent’s Garage As Stark Reminder Of A Time When Movies Were Good
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A late nineties model Sony television has been spared several trips to the tip over the last decade, out of respect to the...
WTF: Why Is No One Else Keen To Make $32k/Month Working At Home With One Simple Trick
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A local mother-of-three who makes upwards of $32,000 every month working for 5 minutes every day from home, has spoken about her shock...
Can’t Help But Laugh! Local Boss Expects Bloke To Answer Phone On Saturday
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
The days he spent behind a bar and picking up glasses is behind him - so too is the...
High School Music Examiner Excited To Not Hear Covers Of ‘Little Wing’ For Another Year
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As final year examinations end around the nation, year 12 students are alight with excitement at the prospect of never doing another...
