Ashby’s Refusal To Drive Battler Bus Without High Beams Loses Crucial Truckie Vote
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
One Nation's timid flyer printer turned political advisor turned 'battler bus' driver, James Ashby has today revealed that he's not comfortable taking the...
Daddy Comes Home From The Races With Funny Idea Of Eating Breakfast At Dinner Time
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
After a big day at the races with some mates from work, a local dad came home to his wife and children with...
Mission Impossible: Race-Goer’s Boss Expects Him At Work At 8AM
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
Shortly before leaving the Droga5 Betoota corporate tent this afternoon out at the racecourse, Edward Horowitz's boss told him...
Pop Of Champagne Cork Results In Automatic Wooing From Nearby Females
INGRID DOULTON | Fashion | CONTACT
A recent report by the Victorian Racing Board has found that female racegoers are unable to be in the vicinity of a...
Forget The Paradise Papers, This Dole Bludger Takes $470 Of Your Tax Dollar A Fortnight!
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
If you at home are shocked by the fact that multinational companies and super wealthy individuals are involved in tax avoidance and fraud...
Bermuda Erects Statue In Tribute To The Mt Isa Mining Companies That Built Their Nation
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
The people of Bermuda have paid tribute to the working class men and women of Central Queensland with a statue at the iconic...
MPs Respond To Calls For A Federal Corruption Watchdog: “Haha, Nah”
WENDELL HUSSEY | Intern | CONTACT
Leaders of both major parties have today explained to the Advocate why a Federal Independent Commission Against Corruption, or similar watchdog type body...
Kiwi Told To Forget Past Few Decades Because All Blacks Lost A Dead-Rubber Bledisloe
Ageing Queensland rugby supporter and devout sugar-cane-champagne drinker, Barry believes rugby has helped him finally truly understand the relativity of time.
He said that, for...
Toowoomba Man Hides Lack Of Chopstick Skills With Subtle Stabbing Technique
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
A relatively worldly Darling Downs man has today employed a secret technique used by those who don't know how to pick things up...
1st Year Apprentice Stimulates Local Economy By Spending Tax Return On New Tyres And A GoPro
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
As the nation's late-tax-submitters finally get their hands on their juicy returns, pre-summer impulse purchasing has seen a sharp increase in outdoor,...
