Simon ‘The Wizard’ Whitlock To Run Against Barnaby Joyce In New England By-Election
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Following the news of the High Court's ruling that Barnaby Joyce should have known about, or acted to cancel, his dual New Zealand...
Die-Hard Punter Displays Profound Insider Knowledge And Instinct By Putting $20 On Winx
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A local bloke who doesn't really like to live life on the edge that much but still carries on like a high-stakes...
Boastful Owner Of Regional Cafe Proudly Displays Framed Puzzle Of James Deane
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Gillian Lexington, the proud owner of Forbes cafe Gillie’s Grub Box, added some all-American pizazz to her cafe today by donning the...
Dad’s Really Getting Into His Chutney
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A local dad has really been getting into making and taste-testing different types of chutney, it has been confirmed.
What started as a...
Smoking Returns To Pubs As High Court Reveals Every Law Passed Since 2005 Is Now Invalid
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The High Court has today suggested that the hundreds of laws voted on and passed by ineligible federal politicians, some who have been...
Suburban Conveyancing Solicitor Not Comparing Himself To Rake Anymore
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Burwood solicitor Simon Harper has today distanced himself from his previous claims that he is a “bit of a Rake himself.”
Despite the fact...
Tony Jones Accidentally Refers To Magda As ‘Comrade’ In Slip Of Tongue During Q&A
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Actress and same-sex marriage advocate Magda Szubanski has come out today to clear her name from any involvement in the Australian Communist...
Police Called After Dad Serves Up Leftover Apricot Chicken For Dinner
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Two police squad teams answered an urgent call from a South Betoota home at 7:14 PM where it has been confirmed, dad,...
Thai Restaurant Matriarch Doesn’t Give A Fuck About Where You’d Like To Sit
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An efficient and assertive floor manager at a prominent Thai restaurant has made it clear that if you want to eat, you will...
Nan Shocks Nation With Coherent Answer On Family Feud
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After an abysmal third round that saw the Wright family strike three incorrect answers in a row, Nana Val shocked us...
