Local Man Absolutely Not Comfortable Around Flirty Teenage General Pants Employee
31 May, 2015. 14:34
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Local man, Eddie O'Farrell says being called 'babe' by a sixteen-year-old is one of the most distressing things he has to deal with each year.
The 31-year-old carpenter says visiting retail stores at his local Westfield is terrifying, mainly due to fact that his annual encounter with General Pants floor staff makes him feel like...
Home & Away’s Steve Peacocke reportedly ‘too Dubbo’ for Scientology
30 May, 2016. 14:34
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DURING HIS LAST VISIT TO the United States, Home & Away actor Steve Peacocke was invited by his agent to attend a Scientology meet and greet.
It's a Hollywood club that can become the cornerstone of a career in showbusiness, with many opportunities to make contacts and new friends.
However, for one of...
Meet Glenn, Australia’s First Right-Wing Stoner
30 May, 2016. 14:34
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PACKING HIS THIRD CONE of the interview, Glenn Davis raises his eyebrows when I asked him what Australia's immigration solution should be.
He hoovered it down and held in the sticky smoke while he contemplated his answer.
"Look, mate. It's not as if I don't like them, I just don't want them here,"...
Local man in polo shirt isn’t a hunchback, he just has manboobs
29 May, 2016. 12:34
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WHENEVER QUIET DYLAN MORGAN'S mother tells him to stand up straight, he mutters something under his breath that typically results in a clip under the ear.
Speaking to The Advocate via Skype this morning, the 16-year-old revealed his mother never lets him wear what he wants - and she always makes him...
Kickstarter campaign launches to help Nick Kyrgios get some ticker
28 May, 2016. 11:01
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AFTER BLAMING EVERYONE AND EVERYTHING for his unsurprising exit from the French Open overnight, tennis star Nick Kyrgios is the subject of a Kickstarter campaign that aims to fund the search for his ticker.
The 21-year-old's shoulder gave up on him early in the piece, with his growing frustrations slowly shifting towards...
Local comedian orders free tampon samples to mate’s house for the third time
27 May, 2016. 17:45
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TAKING ADVANTAGE OF THE kindness of others once again, 23-year-old student Alex Duckworth announced today that his friend Sam will be receiving his third free tampon sample of the month.
After confessing the crime to other close friends, the finance student could barely contain his laughter, saying only that he wishes he...
MMA Classes Not Nearly As Cool As Local Man Thought They Would Be
27 May, 2015. 10:34
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Local man, Tom Gridson (26) has been a diehard fan of mixed-martial arts for close to six months now.
With the rise of the Ultimate Fighting Championship (UFC) and the many colourful personalities that make up the competition's stable, Mr Gridson says he has entertained the idea of learning MMA for quite some time...
High schoolers still have no fucking clue what Cloudstreet is about
27 May, 2016. 16:45
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TWENTY-FIVE YEARS AFTER it was first published, twenty-four after it won the Miles Franklin Award, high school students around Australia still have no fucking idea what Tim Winton's Cloudstreet is about.
Though their teachers might explain the themes and motifs of the 426-page classic, nearly every student surveyed by the Queensland Curriculum...
Johnny Depp spends afternoon staring at wall made entirely of Barnaby Joyce photos
26 May, 2016. 16:45
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JUST MONTHS AFTER stating that the Deputy Prime Minister of Australia looked like he was inbred with a tomato, actor Johnny Deep has confirmed that he's covered the northern wall of his living room with images of Barnaby Joyce.
Yesterday, Mr Joyce said he must've gotten inside the 51-year-old's head and these latest...
Young Logan Entrepreneur Secures Funding For Pill Press and Subaru
26 May, 2o16. 13:02
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NEXT MONDAY MORNING, 21-year-old Dominic Haziz is flying to The Netherlands on his first ever business trip - in fact, he's even flying business class.
But he's just one of many young Australians taking advantage of the generous small business tax concessions that were in this year's budget.
Earlier this year, the Logan...