David Warner Looks Longingly At His OLED Television And Sighs
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The former Vice-Captain of the Australian cricket team has taken this morning badly.
David Warner, the disgraced former opening batsman and ringleader behind the...
Chris Dawson Leaves 1 Star Review On Teacher’s Pet Podcast
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Alleged murderer and former Newtown Jets player Chris Dawson has reportedly taken the time to leave a scathing review of the Walkley...
Report: Newtown Jets Responsible For 92% Of All Violent Crime In Sydney Between 1970-1990
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A recent report by the Australian Bureau Of Statistics in partnership with the News South Wales Police Force has found that the...
Peter Dutton Begs Surgeon To Give Him Another Cast After Tony Abbott Slips Back Into Old Ways
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Peter Dutton has today begged his orthopaedic surgeon to replace the plaster cast on his broken right arm, after the Special Envoy...
Dad Quite Nervous New Barber Isn’t Cutting His Hair Exact Same Way He’s Had It Cut Since 1989
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A recent report by mum has found that dad is a little bit self concsious about his most recent generic dad haircut,...
Patricia Karvelas Arrives For Work Today Wearing Replica Of Cathy Freeman’s Iconic Running Suit
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Just hours after being asked to leave a Parliament House presser for exposing her elbows, the ABC's Patricia Karvelas has...
Court Finds That Chris Gayle Adequately Covered Middle Stump
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Fairfax media has today had to come clean that they may have reported bullshit after being found guilty of defaming Jamaican cricket...
Turnbull Finally Allowed To Put Solar Panels On His Roof After Being Cut Loose By Liberals
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Former Prime Minister Malcolm Turnbull has today gleefully climbed on top of the roof of his Point Piper harbourside mansion, after finally...
Lifetime Of Debt Caused By Extortionate Sydney Rent Made Bearable By $11 Schooner At Opera Bar
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A couple of Sydney residents have had their pains eased this afternoon.
Despite suffering through a lifetime of financial misery because they were...
Core Of Earth Found To Be Made Of Hot Apple Pie Filling
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Proving once again that we still do not fully understand the world we live in, scientists at Betoota University have discovered the...
