4th Year Law Student Still Using ATAR Results Day To Bring Up What He Got
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While many Year 12 students around the country have been dreading the arrival of today, for one local university student it couldn’t come...
Fitzroy Girl With Half-Hearted Plans To Live In London Absolutely Heartbroken About Brexit
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A young woman from the trendy suburb of Fitzroy has spoken to The Advocate today about just why the whole Brexit thing hurts so much.
The...
Leftie Baby Boomer Refers To Morrison As A “Bloody Drongo”
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A French Quarter retiree has labelled the nations Prime Minister a 'bloody drongo' this morning.
The 69-year-old husband, father and grandfather named Arthur Wallace...
Paul Dawson Arrests Self To Be With Brother Chris
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Paul Dawson, twin brother of Chris Dawson, has arrested himself today so he can be with his brother once again.
Known for their...
Festival-Goer Warned About Risk Of Taking MDMA She Bought Off Bloke With Face Tatts In A WRX At 2AM
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A local dance music enthusiast is today being urged to have a good long think about the dangers that can come from putting...
Report: Grey Nomad Good For A Yarn
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A local retiree, who appears absolutely stoked to finally talk to someone who isn't his wife, is holding to a brief conversation with...
Baby Boomer Somehow Blames Environmentalism And Migrants For Dip In Manipulated Housing Market
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The cultural shift away from fossil fuels and the White Australia policy are two of the biggest factors to consider when discussing...
Quiet Guy At Work Reveals Himself To Be Type Of Bloke That Calls People ‘Bra’ After A Few
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A reasonably reserved young man at a firm in Betoota's Old City District has shown his true colours today.
Grahame Hills had previsouly been...
New Shirt Going A Bit Overboard With Three Spare Buttons
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Local clothes wearer Damian Stewart (28) wonders what the high end fashion designers at regional fashion outlet, Blowy’s Bedclothes, were snorting when...
Expecting Brunswick Yuppies To Wait Until Child’s 10th Birthday For Gender Reveal Party
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An expecting couple down in Melbourne's trendy suburb of Brunswick have moved to assure their friends and family today that they certainly will...
