Melbourne Woman Making Fun Of Queenslander’s Pronunciation Of The Word ‘Prahran’ Told To Sound Out ‘Indooroopilly’
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactA Brisbane woman has been forced to fight back with her secret weapon this week, after copping an absolute rinsing for her pronunciation...
Girl Who Finally Got Daggy Boyfriend To Dress Better Now Made Him A Lot More Appealing To Other Women
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactA Betoota Heights woman who has finally managed to get her boyfriend to stop dressing like a divorced dad has unfortunately learnt that...
Insult Added To Injury After Lions Fan Learns His Ascot Home Is Currently Being Burgled
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A Lions fan in Melbourne has had his afternoon turned upside down for the second time after receiving a...
Girlfriend Who’s Never Been Into Blokey Comedy Before Suspiciously Very Keen On Watching C*A*U*G*H*T
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactA woman who has consistently rebuffed her boyfriend’s attempts to get her interested in blokey TV shows has oddly switched her tone this...
Marketing Manager Reclines With Glass Of Scotch After Several Hours Discussing What Font To Use In Brochure
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactA Marketing and Branding manager paid a fuck load to make everyone else's jobs difficult has rewarded himself for some ‘hard work’ this...
Local IT Guy Talks About His Energy Drinks Like An Expert Sommelier Writing For The New York Times
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactA man who sits behind a computer making sure other computers are working in a computer company has today revealed that he's actually...
Boyfriend Struggling To Understand How Using Full Stops In His Text Messages Means He’s Angry At Her
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactA local woman has found herself trying, and failing, to explains the nuances of text messages to her boyfriend Ben, who’s evidently no...
Brutally Hungover Woman Taps On To Bus With Apartment Elevator Swipe
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Local French Quarter girl, Kelly Bourne (28), has today mistakenly used her apartment swipe to tap onto the bus in a moment she'd...
Building Inspector Just Bursts Out Laughing Rocking Up To New Build Allegedly Completed To Lock Up Stage
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Somewhere on the furthest fringe of Betoota Heights lies a home that was completed just a few days ago,...
Woman Accepting In-Laws Offer To Bankroll Wedding Unaware She’s Just Made A Deal With The Devil
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactA Betoota Ponds bride-to- be has unknowingly entered into a binding contract with the devil, after naively agreeing to accept money from the...
