Random Guy At The Back Of Beer Garden Showcases Random Tattoo That Pays Homage To Random Hobby
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACTRandom local man sitting at the back of a pub beer garden on his own really wants to show someone his new tattoo...
Brisbane Man That Says He Doesn’t Like Footy Still Getting Around The Lions Surely
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACTLocal Brisbane man who doesn't really care for rugby league or AFL that much will surely be getting around the Lions and Broncos...
“Is This Meat Processed?” Asks Customer Of Smiley Fritz Log
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As Adelaide is the closest capital city to our cosmopolitan desert community, Betoota is well-stocked with a number of...
Arts Student Stops By Parents Home For Home Cooked Steak And Chance To Indulge In 4-Ply Embossed Toilet Paper
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACTA local arts student who likes to pretend they were born on the wrong side of the tracks has secretly snuck...
Local Woman Horrified To Discover New Man Is One Of Those Productive Hungover People
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactA Betoota Ponds woman has this weekend made a shocking discovery just one month into a relationship, which now sees her questioning if...
‘Meditation Removes The Ego’ Says Blokes Who Sit In Esky Full Of Ice Front And Centre Of The Beach Every Morning
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACTIn grim news for those planning a backyard BBQ, the recent ice crisis that’s plagued Betoota for the past several months...
One Man Dead After Loaded Fries Accidentally Discharges
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACTA man has been pronounced dead in a Betoota brewery after a plate of loaded fries accidentally discharged killing him instantly.
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Woman Who Moved To UK Now Stuck In Lifetime Of Double MAFS
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACTAs a privately educated Australian woman who works in PR, Betoota local Caitlan O’Harrah (24) decided to make the pilgrimage to London where...
North Queenslander Giving Off Mixed Messages With Choice Of Bumper Stickers On The Back Of His Car
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactA North Queenslander spotted driving down a busy road Friday afternoon has left drivers scratching their heads, due to the strange combination of bumper stickers...
Boomer To Vote No For Same Reason He Still Pays Foxtel For A Cable Drilled Into His House In 1998
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT
Graham Mitchell (61), has been a loyal Foxtel customer since 1998 and despite his children's pleas that there is a far better, more...
