Woman Who Needs Constant Stimulation Finds Self Unravelling Champagne Wire Cage During Dull Convo
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactA local woman who finds it hard to hide when she’s bored has today resorted to fidgeting with items within her immediate vicinity,...
Advice Column | Keep Lenders Smiling By Moving Your Debt From One Credit Card To Another Bigger One
DR CHET SPEVENS | Finance Expert | CONTACTAsk anyone who knows me and they’ll surely say that Dr Chet Spevens is the master of the pursuit of...
Ridiculously Attractive Mate Giving Dating Advice Like a Billionaire Offering Budget Tips
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactA breathtakingly beautiful woman from Betoota's French Quarter has this week been informed that she’s no longer allowed to give dating advice.
It’s alleged...
Local Bloke Utterly Obsessed With Roman Empire Because He Too Would Like To Be Destroyed By Goths
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactIn some random internet news, a perplexing discovery has gone viral on Tik Tok as the world’s women have uncovered that the bloke's...
Woman Visiting Sydney Absolutely Charmed By The Adorable Wall-E Street Sweepers
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactA Betoota Ponds woman visiting the big smoke for the first time has found herself utterly bewitched by the street sweepers, which she’s...
Boyfriend Being A Shithead Has No Idea He’s Going To Absolutely Cop It In The Sims Later
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactA local woman pushed to the edge by her boyfriend’s need to be the Devil's Advocate has this week found herself indulging in...
Report: Seriously, Go And Get Fucked
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACTEven though it is the month of September, many retailers have made Christmas supplies available for purchase, causing the nation to collective ask...
‘Men Are Visual Creatures’ Explains Bloke Who Looks Like He Gets Dressed In The Dark
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact
“You don’t understand Laura, men are visual creatures.”
This is the excuse local man Timothy Albert has found himself using...
City Worker Finally Important Enough To Do Away With Email Etiquette
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACTA poorly worded success story has begun in the Betoota Old City District today as a ladder climber has finally become important enough...
“We Couldn’t Help But Notice You Across The Room” Say Cool Bisexual Couple To Man Wearing Giant Hat
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactFeeling the burning sensation of two pairs of eyes boring into him from across the room, local man John Haversham lets out a...
