Farmers Now Open To Wind Energy After Renewables Sector Describe It As ‘Air Shearing’
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACTA brilliant piece of rebranding might see Aussie farmers flock to renewable power by rebranding wind turbine farms as ‘air shearing’.
According to year...
Referendum Providing Best Material For A Social Media Cull Since Vax Rollout
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACTWith just a month to go until the referendum, some Australians are looking forward to promoting/blocking a small change in our constitution while...
Legalise Cannabis Party Puts Forward A Bill And You’ll Never Guess What For
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACTIn a throwback to the sort of headlines that we thought were ruining the world back in 2014, the Legalise Cannabis Party has...
Local Girl Dying To Know Full Yarn After Spotting Old High School Frenemy Selling Expensive Ring On Facebook Marketplace
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACTIn breaking news from Betoota’s social scene, a wedding is off and a diamond ring is up for grabs for anyone...
Bloke Struggling On Leg Press Lures Public Sympathy By Feigning Dramatic Shoulder Impingement
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACTA local gym rat is expected to be nominated for an Oscar this evening after putting on a dramatic display in...
Local Man Now On The Woodstock Zero’s After Girlfriend Does Weekly Fridge Stock Up
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactA local bloke has this week unwittingly found himself switching to some sugar free alcoholic drinks, after his girlfriend went rogue at the...
Problem Gambler Really Lets Down His Chosen Online Betting Agency By Continuing To Gamble Irresponsibly
RORY SALAZAR | Government | ContactRetired Army Lieutenant Colonel, David Wilson (65), is spinning wildly out of control.
That is not to say he has placed his head down...
Aussie Tourist Forced To Sacrifice Cute Swan Shaped Villa Towel After Horrifying Case Of Bali Belly
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACTA super cute hotel towel has been completely soiled this evening as a Betoota man feels the wrath of a dodgy...
Pub Charging $4 for Gravy Like They’re Not Just Pouring Hot Plate Juices Straight Into A Cute Ceramic Dish
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACTIn hospitality news, a once beloved watering hole has lost its liquor licence this week after it was revealed their swanky...
Outer Metro Housing Estate Parents Wonder Why Their Kid Doesn’t Wanna Play Outside
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
Two long-suffering but ultimately self-serving Gen X parents who bought a Betoota Heights house and land package in 2005...
