Bloke Not Sure Whether Jangling Sound Is His Girlfriend Or Cat Entering The Room
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactA poor bloke from Betoota Heights has found himself living in a constant state of confusion lately, with a thoughtful gift to his...
Local Genius Uses His Supercharged Brain To Make A Fool Of Himself Again
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A Victorian man has made a fool of himself today by outlining his desire to see workers sacrificed upon...
65-Year-Old GP Takes Off Stethoscope After A Long Hard Day Of Fat-Shaming And Telling Depressed People To Buy Some Runners And Wake Up To Themselves
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Dennis Galhooley would be the first to admit that he's put on a few kilos in recent years, but...
Local ESFP Urged To Stop With The Expressive Gestures After Knocking Over Second Glass Of Wine
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactA rather excitable young woman has prompted her concerned friends to ensure no glassware is within a metre radius of her flailing arms,...
ZB Commodore Owner Also A Proper Weird Unit In Other Aspects Of Life
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young man who laid eyes on the last Holden Commodore and fell in love has revealed to The Advocate...
“We’re The Fresh Food People” Says Supermarket That Plastic Shrink Wraps Steak Like An Endangered Insect Exhibition
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACTThe nation’s largest grocery chain has copped an almighty spray this evening as a Betoota man tries to cook his dinner.
Despite...
Casual Worker Unable To Enjoy Parmi After Calculating That It Cost Her An Hour Of Labour
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactA local woman has unfortunately come to the conclusion that she definitely couldn’t afford to eat out on the regular, after a weeknight...
‘That’s A Stupid Name’ Replies Woman After Asking Mate For The Name Of New Sworn Enemy
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactA Betoota ponds woman is believed to not only fulfilled but surpassed her duties as a best mate this afternoon, by offering up...
Colleague Told To Be Discreet About Pay Rise Returns To Work Rocking Full Head Of Foils
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactA Betoota Heights agency worker has this week been a bit obvious about her pay raise, despite being urged by upper management to...
Woman Who Wants That Morticia And Gomez Love Would Probably Freak Out If Someone Was That Into Her
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactA millennial woman has today announced to her friends that she wants a relationship like ‘Morticia and Gomez’, despite having always run a...
