Girl Who’s Always Late Naively Thinks That Everyone Else Also Finds It A Quirky And Endearing Habit
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactA local woman who has no care or consideration for other people’s time has this week been informed that no one else thinks...
HR Manager Agrees That Sucks But Have You Considered Shutting The Fuck Up And Pretending You’re OK
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactA Betoota Ponds HR manager has offered a teary employee some kind words of advice this afternoon, which are sure to make them...
Fly In-Fly Out Roosters Fan Bravely Ventures To ‘Western Sydney’ To Shop For Retro Jersey In Newtown
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACTA silver spooned porkchop from Sydney’s glittering Eastern Suburbs has bravely ventured west of Paddington today in the hope of acquiring...
Optimistic Newy Bloke Books Week-Long Tatt Appointment For Commemorative Set Of Bradman Leggings
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACTAn overly hopeful Novocastrian has been on the blower to a bunch of tattoo parlours this week, as he tries to...
Fast Fashion Woo Girl Cops Furious Glare From Veteran Sewing Master
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACTHayley Shein-Sheike likes her fashion like her Uber rides; fast and cheap.Always keen to stay on top of the latest trends...
New ‘Feed A Family Of Four For $10’ Ad To Include A $2 Bag Of Rice, $3 Tomatoes And A Map Of Ibis Hotspots
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactAs old clips from the 2017 ‘Feed A Family Of Four For $10’ Coles ad explode on Tik Tok, the supermarket giant has...
On-Again-Off-Again Shituationship Erupts Into Unbridled Romance After DJ Let’s ‘We Found Love’ Rip In The Club
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACTLocal pseudo-couple Sara Henley and Will Chase don’t really know what they are.After being on again and off again more times...
City Boy Hopes He’s Blending In With Uncreased, Unstained, New Akubra
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACTDue to the fact that no one who is actually masculine lives in the city, specialty tea drinkers like Tony Teagle (32) have...
Intense Bloke At Work Makes His Own Everything
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACTAn innocent group of co-workers have suffered the indignity of learning about an intense colleague today, specifically about how this psycho makes his...
Secrets To Effective Whipper-Snippering Guarded By Guild Of Grandpas
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACTRecent proof that secret societies are still somehow relevant has emerged as the secrets to effective whipper-snippering have been discovered guarded by a...
