Tight Arse Holidayer Proudly Denies Small Town Economic Boost By Unveiling New Pod Machine For Camp Site
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACTA thrifty idiot is being sanctioned today, for showing a considerable lack of respect for small business owners dying to make...
‘Being Held Hostage For Fame Is A Bit Of A Stretch’ Says Woman Who Watches MAFS
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactA Betoota Heights woman has found herself unable to suspend her disbelief watching the TV series C*A*U*G*H*T, this week, stating that she finds...
Millennial Who’s Sick To Death Of Her Gen Z Coworker Saying ‘Slay’ Forced To Remember Her YOLO Phase
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactA millennial Marketing Manager has today realised she’s officially ticked over into the ‘older colleague category’, after spending an entire day baffled by...
Bloke Scrolling Girlfriend’s Notes App For Groceries Finds Weird List With His Handsome Mates Names On It
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactAn innocent quest to find a groceries list has unfortunately resulted in local bloke Taylor Hardern questioning everything he knows about his relationship,...
Tattoo Small Talk More Painful Than Actual Tattoo Itself
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACTNo stranger to the pain of a needle and some ink, a local girl has today found herself dreading something even more painful...
“Vegans Make Being Vegan Their Whole Personality” Says BBQ Enthusiast Whose Entire Personality Is Smoking Meats
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACTIn a complete display in lack of Self Awareness, Betoota Heights man, Mitchell Smith (30) has bravely declared that Vegans should really stop...
Suburban Shopping Centre Nail Salon Using Enough Acetone To Knock Out A Horse
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactA nail salon located in Betoota Heights Westfield shopping centre has faced an uptick in complaints this week, as reports come that the...
Bloke Who’s ‘Not Interested’ In Whatever His Wife Is Watching Provides Running Commentary Anyway
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactAs she snuggles up on the couch to watch the latest season of her favourite reality TV show, local woman Rhiannon Hutton can...
Local Woman Not Sure She Can Be Into F1 Boys Anymore After Finding Out Most Of Them Are Under Six Foot
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactA Betoota Heights woman with some rather picky dating criteria has found out some truly awful news this week, which is set to...
Local Young Couple Decide To Try The Rental Market On Hard Mode By Getting A Dog
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
As the housing crunch continues to trouble our cosmopolitan desert community, a young couple has decided to make life...
