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“Everyone Should Move To Canberra” Says Mate With Extremely Niche Job At The National Seed Bank

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The catastrophic Australian housing crisis is now starting to bleed out into every facet of society, triggering a very near collapse of the...

Cousin Who Just Finished 1st Year At Regional Uni Returns For Christmas With Supreme Piss Fitness

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT As families begin gathering for early Christmas celebrations, the cousins who were not 18 last year are on show this time around. This was...

Roadtrip Passenger’s Pleas For A Piss Break Fall On Deaf Ears Until He Begins Rummaging Around

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT "Fuck bro" he says. "Just pull over" This boys trip up the coast is barely a couple hours in, and backseat passenger Toby is already...

Season 6 Of The Crown To Include An Entire Episode Following Harry On The Iconic Vegas Bender

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The Netflix TV series 'The Crown' - which has dramatised the reign of Elizabeth II from her ascension to the throne right through...

Cowardly Husband Sneaks Off For 20-Minute Phone Holiday On The Throne

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The absolute chaos of a pre-school-run household has been amplified this morning, as one local husband hides from his responsibilities and leaves his...

2nd-Year Apprentice Faces Gruelling Decision Between Moving Out Of Mum’s Or Personalised Plates

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT 2nd-year electrical apprentice Alexei James (18) has today reached a crossroads in life. With a couple thousands bucks saved up, and the repayments on...

NSW Government Hesitant About Building High Speed Rail From Newy To Sydney Due To Culture Clashes

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT With Sydney growing into an unsustainable megatropolis, and more and more people commuting up to two hours each ways to work in the...

Dad Causes Irreparable Damage To Family Unit By Implying Underwhelming Surprise Is Taytay Tickets

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The Beatlemania of Taylor Swift continues in Australia this week, months before the American pop singer even arrives for her 'Eras' tour in...

Council Meeting Dedicates 45 Minutes To Local Boomer’s Increasingly Deranged Concerns About Society

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Last night's Betoota Downs Council meeting went just about as well as anyone would have expected, as the community continues to deal with...

Bloke Warning Against ’15 Minute Cities’ Just Describing His Hometown Before It Was Gutted Of Industry And Services

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT In case you are still recovering from the 'Aboriginal Land Tax' or any number of other conspiracy theories that have been peddled throughout...

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