Indian-Fijian Prepares For Overdue Reunion With His Islander Brothers At Brisbane 50 Cent Concert
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Local Indian-Fijian, Raj Chand (34) hasn't really had the chance to embrace his Pacific Islander heritage since the last the World Rugby Sevens...
Kid Who Spent 3 Years Locked Down In Abusive Household Surprisingly Now Part Of A Youth Crime Wave
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In case you haven't been watching 7 News or reading the NewsCorp papers, Australia is currently in the midst of a youth crime...
Overseas Diplomacy During Heightened Global Tensions Exactly The Same As Holidaying In Hawaii During Bushfires, Says Conservative Boomer With A Straight Face
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An up-and-coming political commentator has condemned Prime Minister Anthony Albanese for his recent diplomatic trips in a reopened world that really needs a...
Brisbane Heat Women And AFLW Lions Return South To Avenge Queensland
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Despite being constantly raided of their top talent by the Southern elites, it seems the Brisbane Lions girls have defied the odds and...
Yuppie Motorist Abuses Delivery Rider Racing To Meet 10 Minute Deadline On $9/Hour And 3 Hours Sleep
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There was mild frustration on the streets of Betoota's French Quarter this afternoon, as an upper middle class teal voter was cut off...
Barnaby Joyce Pays Tribute To “Greatest Australian Poet Since Banjo Paterson” For #AusMusicTShirtDay
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Former Deputy Prime Minister Barnaby Joyce has today surprised the media in his hometown of Tamworth by joining in on a celebration of...
‘Bottomless Brunch’ Faces 2 Month Death Clock Before Straight Men Discover New Form Of Binge Drinking And Ruin It For Everyone
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Australia's woo girls and homosexual men are now racing to take advantage of the eight week window before their now favourite weekend activity...
Report: Australian Cinema Peaked When Everything Was Slightly Blue
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A recent report has found that the gold standard of Australian cinema was back when everything was slightly blue.
This study was commissioned by...
Liberals Again Propose Terrific Plan For Young People To Drain Super To Make Housing Affordable (?)
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WHO CARES ABOUT YOUR RETIREMENT? With very little political cut-through since they celebrated the unsuccessful referendum result like they had just won a...
Broken Lock On Door Of Public Toilet Tests Occupant’s Core Strength
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Bryan Hatton has spent the last 24 minutes wrestling with the gruelling task of taking a dump while also hyperextending his left arm...
