Husband Struggling With Last Minute Christmas Shopping Convinces Himself She’d Love New Hubcaps
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It's that time of the year.
The kids are off school, the extended family is starting to make tracks to the designated household, and...
“I Wasn’t That Bad At The Christmas Party Was I?” Asks Man Whose Name Has Been Escalated To Global HR
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A local piss wreck has today done his very best alleviate his own guilt over what may or may not have happened at...
“What’d They Say?!” Asks Excited Straight Man After Finding Out Misso’s Gay Friends Approve Of Him
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A local mouth-breathing heterosexual has today been awarded the highest and most prestigious decoration available to LGBTI+ adjacent straight men.
Dean Rudolf (32)...
COP28 Leaders Reach Agreement That Normal People Should Feel Guilty About Plastic Straws And Corporations Can Chill For Now
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After days of tense negotiations in the sweltering heat of Dubai, an historic deal has been made by almost 200 countries at the...
Millennial Stay-At-Home Mum Had Always Planned To Repaint Entire House In Pantone’s 2024 Colour Of The Year
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As 2023 wraps up, it's now time to look toward a new year.
A new dawn. A new day.
A new era. One that will...
Open Bar At Work Christmas Party Turns Office NPC Into Deeply Twisted Criminal
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Brendan Wilston (29) is what most of his colleagues would describe as a run-of-the-mill seat-warmer.
With no real personality on offer, and absolutely zero...
78-Year-Old Kerry O’Brien To Replace Outgoing Richard Kingsmill As Triple J Music Director
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ABC music guru, Richard Kingsmill has today announced he will be stepping down from his role as group music director, after 35 years...
Builder Rides Out ‘Supply Chain Issues’ For As Long As He Can With 250% Mark Up On Bunnings Timber
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Local builder Dane Stidjup (40) says ever since Morrison's Homebuilder grant every single job has been like a public school job.
"We just name...
Palaszczuk Resigns As QLD Premier, Plans To Move Into London Sharehouse After Life-Changing Eurotrip
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Long-time Queensland Premier Annastacia Palaszczuk has announced today that she will be retiring from politics this week, as the last of Australia's pandemic-era...
Tony Abbott Rushes To His Desktop Computer And Begins T-Rexing Out Another Character Reference
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The former Liberal Party leaders from the last forty years of both Federal and State Governments are today lamenting the persecution of another...
