Dutton Furious With Biased ABC For Letting Coalition Heavyweights Talk Shit About Each Other And Explain How Hopeless They Are In New 3-Part Documentary
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With nothing really to talk about since he made the active decision to undermine the 2022 Referendum for cheap political points, Peter Dutton...
Migrant Prepares Self For A TV Journo Bailing Her Up At Shops For A Soundbite About Australia Day
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42-year-old migrant Alina Khandelwal has reportedly been practicing her responses to hypothetical questions about Australia Day in anticipation of a TV journalist accosting...
Australian Voter Coulda Sworn This Bloke Had Fucked Off To Full Time Happy Clapping By Now
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One of Australia's most iconic war-time Prime Ministers, Scott Morrison MP has today announced that he will retire from politics at the end...
“Cops Always Pull Me Over For No Reason” Says Bloke Driving Poison Ivy Skyline With His Hoodie Up
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A local man with an extensive criminal history of property damage and petty theft has today once again declared that the local cops...
Dutton Staffer Wipes ‘Housing Crisis Solutions’ And ‘Cost Of Living Plans’ Off Whiteboard To Focus On Firing Up Rednecks
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With Australians still slogging it out against the price-gouging supermarket duopoly and interest rates that have skyrocketed since our nation's politically protected corporations...
Sydney High-Rises Built By Developers With No Experience In Construction Surprisingly A Bit Wobbly
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As Sydney's property market continues in it's manipulated trajectory, the city is growing closer each day to becoming one of the most expensive...
Brisbane Couple Spend $1m On A Home That Could’ve Been A 1980s Houso Slum In Boy Swallows Universe
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TIDY TWO BEDDER IN A HIGH GROWTH AREA: In a big moment for Australian screen, The new Aussie TV drama Boy Swallows Universe...
Man Suffering From A Range Of Cruel Socio-Economic Issues That Are Simply Unacceptable In A Developed Country Told By His Only Possible Political Alternative To Boycott A Grocery Store...
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Returned serviceman, Dale Templeton (56) has not slept longer than 3 hours for nearly a decade.
Suffering from long list of chronically painful workplace...
Bloke Living On One Of Those Bogan Christmas Lights Streets Starting To Empathise With The Grinch
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Local bachelor Tyson Pollard (29), residing on a Betoota Heights street renowned for its extravagant Christmas light displays, is reportedly experiencing a newfound...
Dad Argues That Lethal Weapon Is Just As Much Of A Christmas Movie As Love Actually Because Of The Shootout In The Christmas Tree Lot When The Suicidal And...
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A family argument over what Christmas movie would signify the beginning of their summer holidays has gotten a lot more complicated this afternoon.
Shane...
