Corporate Divorcee Starting To Say Some Things He Can’t Take Back After 8 Hour Cup Function
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Pat McKlint (divorced, 54) has been heard slurring at the top of his voice as he stumbles towards the Racecourse fence for race...
Greens MPs Forced To Reluctantly Embrace The Cup Now That Normal People Have Started Voting For Them
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The Australian Greens have come a long way since Bob Brown decided to take a merry gang of Melbourne yuppies on a convoy...
Victorian Police Finally Catch Up To Nation’s Mums And Begin Laying Charges Against Mushroom Lady
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As of yesterday, the arguably premature family Christmas preparations are no longer an immediate priority in households right Australia.
This comes as the woman...
Ricky Stuart Spotted Outside ACT Courts Waiting For Weak Gutted Dog Copper That Fucked His Season
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The Canberra Police have been publicly humiliated today, as their officers stand accused of falsifying their statements to get a conviction against two...
Britney Spears’ New Memoir Becomes First Bestselling Book To Be Over 80% Emojis
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THE QUEEN IS SPEAKING: In perhaps the most anticipated memoir release since the gingernut prince, Queen of Pop and angel on earth Britney...
Report: Whole World Running On Wedding Prices Right Now
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After taking a brief 12 second look around it has been confirmed that the entire world is running on wedding prices right now.
Now that everything worth...
“Wait This Bit’s The Best” Says Albo As He Forces Biden To Watch Footy Show Chilli Skit On YouTube
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As the planet teeters on the edge of WW3, or at the very least another 20 year war in the Middle East that...
Sober Mate Now Recommends Catching Up At The Pub That Does Disgraceful Eating Challenges
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After a few long months off the piss, a local bloke is now perfectly comfortable heading to the pub for a night out...
“All The People In The Western Suburbs Were Reading Misinformation” Says Newtown Girl Whose Whole Family Still Voted No With Correct Information
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Bethany Cunningham (23), says she knows it sounds like kind of harsh, but the only reason the Indigenous Voice referendum was unsuccessful is...
Parliament House Plumber No Longer Required To Spend His Sunday Changing The Bubblers
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The hardest working bloke in Parliament House, plumber Gerry Godrich (54) is enjoying a well-earned sleep-in this morning as he no longer has...
