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Actor Friend You Went To High School With Finally Makes It Big In Commercial For Vics

Years of living with his parents, working in hospitality and endless auditions are finally paying off for high school colleague Beau Stewart (30) who...

Ketut Wins 50% In Divorce Lawsuit Against Ex-Wife Rhonda

LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT If you thought 2018 was going to be better than 2017 you might want to give up hope now as it has been...

Lebanese Barber Saves Best Chin Strap For Himself

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A local Lebanese-Australian has today revealed that while his renowned manscaping skills are revered by his customers, it is common knowledge that the...

Real Estate Agent Asks Toddler Playing In Sand At Bondi If She’s Ever Thought Of Selling

KENT REGINALD | Entertainment | CONTACT A young girl who just finished a three bedroom, one moat sandcastle at Bondi Beach could stand to earn millions of dollars, after...

Craig McLachlan Enquires About Availability Of Rooms At Ecuadorian Embassy In Canberra

WENDELL HUSSEY | Intern | Contact Sources close to actor Craig McLachlan have confirmed that the C-grade celebrity has begun making orchestrating a diplomatic immunity As allegations continue to surface,...

Harry Potter Fan Having An Awful Date With A ‘Total Slytherin’

KENT REGINALD | Entertainment | CONTACT A local Betoota Potter-Head is having an absolute mare of a first date tonight, after several red flags and awkward moments proved without...

AFRICAN GANG CRISIS: Apex Members Blamed For Windy Weather At Portsea Polo

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT It was a who's who of Melbourne's elite over the weekend at the annual Alpha Romeo Portsea Polo event. Politicians, actor, musicians and thousands...

Christensen Duped Into Protein Shake Pyramid Scheme By Handsome Mate From School Days

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT As Parliamentarians make their way back to Canberra after a lengthy Christmas break, it has been today reported that a certain North Queensland...

Christmas Decorations Still Hanging Passive-Aggressively In Sharehouse

LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT While pitiful to begin with, the Christmas decorations hanging in a French Quarter share house are a constant reminder to all five...

Irish Bartender Stocks Up On White Cuff Dress Shirts After Being Promoted To Manager

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A local hospitality professional has today shown that, when given the opportunity to lose the plain black bartender t-shirt, he actually knows...

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