Backyard Cricketer Drunk Enough For The One Hand Sweep
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
There was confirmation today that the way a cricket bat is held directly correlates to the amount of alcohol consumed by the holder.
Recent...
Colosimo Stars As Bob Katter In Political Thriller ‘3 Billboards Outside Of Mt Isa, QLD’
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | Contact
Vince Colosimo is back. That's according to the early reviews of the newest Australian western-thriller to garner this much international buzz since Heath...
South African Neighbours Have A Room They Don’t Want You To Go In
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | Contact
A new family of Saffas that have moved in down the street are finally enjoying life in Australia, after successfully moving their family's...
Ashamed Brisbane Resident Admits That He’s Swum In The Brown Snake Before
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | Contact
After being pressed by friends visiting from out of town, Yeronga man Nathan Gravatt has today been forced to admit that he has...
Newly Hired Salesman Wondering How Long Until Bosses Realise He Only Owns One Suit
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | Contact
A local man who started a new Sales gig is desperately hoping no one at his new job realises that he only owns one...
Calls For Generation X To Apologise For The Cat Empire
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | Contact
The demographic cohort born between early-to-mid 1960s to the early 1980s have today been called upon to apologise for the music of Australian ska and jazz band, The...
Australian Tennis Fans Slowly Warming To Idea Of A Player Having A Personality
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | Contact
Following an 'undeniable showing of maturity' in his fourth-round encounter against Dimitrov in front of an enthralled crowd on Rod Laver Arena last night,...
Local Man Forced To Actually Wash His Hands After Other Bloke Walks Into Bathroom
KENT REGINALD | Entertainment | CONTACT
A Betoota man has been forced to do the unthinkable and actually wash his hands in a public bathroom today, after another man...
New Study Finds Australians Unable To Put Their Boat In Without A Lit Durrie On The Go
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | Contact
A recent report by the Australian Maritime Union has found that recreational boat and fishing experts are 90% less likely to...
Drug Dealer Avoids Suspicion By Taking Customer For Slow Lap Of Block In Souped Up WRX
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | Contact
Andrew Slang (33), a local cocaine and ecstasy dealer, has last night revealed to one his most loyal customers just how serious he...
