Outback QLD Pub Proudly Shows Off Framed “7-In-A-Row” Origin Poster They Ordered Prematurely
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The publican of the Havastink Hotel in Barcaldine's light industrial wetlands says there's a lot of memorabilia on the walls that probably needs...
Promising Young Liberal Thankful For Typical Aussie Upbringing Between Ascot And Singapore
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A twenty-something that could easily be shortlisted to the top ranks of the Coalition in the next fifteen years says he only joined...
Gold Coast Residents Just Want It To Be Clear They Never Thought This Was A Good Idea
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With councils and state governments pouring cash into shortlived sporting infrastructure ahead of the three month count down to the XXVI Commonwealth games...
Kim Jong-un Defeats Federer 6-0 6-0 6-0 To Claim 10th Consecutive Australian Open Title
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North Korean media has today reported an incredible upset in the Australian Open men's final last night.
Kim Jong-un, the leader of North Korea...
Surfer Ostracised By Peers For Having Permanent Living Arrangement, Goals
One local surfer, Felix Ettelson (26), has today made the grave mistake of driving his mother’s Lexus from his 4-bedroom house to Betoota’s state...
Report: High School Bully Turned Into Such A Fuck Up Lol
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A bloke that everyone just assumed would glide into a professional sporting career, or some other role that demanded respect from nerds, has...
Bloke Who Only Listens To Pantera Boycotting Hottest 100 Again After Date Change
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There’s no denying the date of Australia Day is a controversial subject for all that call the island nation home. In a bold...
Local Patriot Discovers Triple M’s Ozzest 100 Exactly The Same As Work Day Playlist
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As Australia Day festivities take place, men with something to prove all around the nation tuned into Triple M eagerly to hear a...
Amazing: Local Psychic Accurately Predicted #1 The Moment She Heard #95
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No longer taking place on a day celebrating white superiority, triple j’s Hottest 100 now only commemorates cultural superiority, with avid listeners around...
Pub Glassie Filled With National Pride While Cleaning Vomit Out Of Urinal At Midday
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Young Ellie Wasson isnt having fun. .
“It’s not the working that has ruined it for me, it’s dealing with the large number of...
