Support Group Set Up For Gen-Ys Who Weren’t Allowed To Watch The Simpsons
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT
With mounting house prices and increased cost of living (see Coachella tickets) becoming more widespread, welfare and lifestyle margins has become an important...
McLachlan To Be Sentenced To Perform Stand Up In Front Of Live Footy Show Audience Again
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As investigations continue into the alleged sexual assaults perpetrated by a loser thespian that had one hit song in 1990 and spent the...
Freelancer Using Free Wifi In Cafe A Little Annoyed They Are Playing Spotify With Ads
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT
According to Alex Tacoma (27) writing a best selling novel isn’t always easy, especially when the cafe whose free wifi she...
Bloke Clinging Onto Vague Italian Ancestry Says His Family Come From The North
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An Aryan Betoota local by the name of Angus Jones has today explained why he doesn't share the same features as his...
Boomer Actually Pretty Spot On Claiming Most People Won’t Share His Most Recent Status
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
A local man has issued a pretty well surmised statement on this most recent Facebook status.
“Most people won’t share this!!!!” was the caption...
Bloke On A Bender Watches In Disgust As All The Sheep Begin Heading To Work
MARC VENUTI | Editor | CONTACT
On Monday morning at approximately 7:30am, local party legend Pete Tal was overheard, whilst sitting cross legged on the grass at Betoota Park, laughing...
Sexual Assault Victim Buys Ferrari With All That Cash They Get For Speaking Up
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
An aspiring theatre actor has been consoled today by the automatic transfer of millions of dollars into her savings account, after reporting a...
Turnbull Says If Nation Knew What Condescending Meant They’d Know He’s Not Condescending
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After failing to appeal to ordinary Australians by appearing on Q&A and public transport, Prime Minister Malcolm Turnbull is taking a different approach...
Hometown Drug Dealer Looking Pretty Suave In New Photo Posted From Courthouse Bathroom
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
A low-level marijuana and ecstasy dealer that you still have on Facebook from high school has got a new suit, it has been...
Anthropologists Rush To Document Near Extinct Culture Of Breakdance Battling
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
Anthropologists from James Cook University have today unveiled a panicked research project aimed at documenting a cultural ritual once practiced by hundreds of...
