Nation’s Tall Bald Blokes Sick Of The Peter Garrett Jabs
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A local Betoota man who suffers from hereditary baldness and also happens to be over six foot, has today revealed that he’s pretty over the Peter Garret...
Unattended Boyfriends Bond Over A Mutual Nostalgia Of The Attitude Era
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A reunion of an all-female high school social circle has today left several unfamiliar blokes to bond in the deep end, without...
Christian Hipster Says Film Adaption Of Passion Of The Christ Wasn’t As Good As The Book
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A rare Christian hipster from Betoota's gentrifying French Vietnamese Quarter says she read the original version of Passion Of The Christ, and it's...
Little Brother Extra Chirpy At Family Breakfast Because He’s Still Very, Very Pissed
Will Hyde (18) was unable to explain his uncharacteristically talkative mood today as he sat down for Easter Sunday lunch. His mother, Jane, on...
Nan’s Mysterious Unbranded Easter Eggs Still Getting A Run Despite Tasting Like Candles
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The random bowl of budget chocolate eggs wrapped in multicoloured foil at your parent's house is still being grazed upon, despite a distinct...
Dutton Furious As White South Africans Have Second Thoughts About Becoming Australians
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Immigration Minister Peter Dutton is reportedly seething today, after receiving word that his plan to fast-track visas for White South African farmers may...
“Un-Australian” Now A Way Of Describing Someone Who Is A Decent Bloke
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Oxford Dictionary have today announced that the definition of the word 'Un-Australian' has been updated following the Australian cricket side's ball-tampering.
The word, which...
“Why Is This Cricket Scandal That Literally Made My Dad Cry Getting So Much Media?”
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An inner-city Melbourne screenplay writer has today asked why a cricketing scandal that 90% of Australians are emotionally invested in getting so many...
Steve Smith Most Disappointing Cheater Since Karl Kennedy
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A recent poll of Australians who are emotionally invested in light entertainment television programming, has found that Australian cricket captain Steve Smith's admission...
NSW-Favouritism To Blame For Disintegrating Moral Fibre Of Cricket Side, Says QLD Dads
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The recent ball-tampering scandal currently rocking Australian Cricket to it's core is purely a result of the blatant NSW-favouritism shown by selectors, says...
