Report: What A Fucking Weird Thing To Do
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Steve Smith and Cameron Bancroft are reportedly going through emotional turmoil following a weird as fuck 24 hours after admitting to their role...
Australian Overseas Asked If She Knows Ben From Australia
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The vastness and population of Australia seems to have yet filtered into the minds of our friends across the pond in America....
Did You Know? The Kebab Shop Bane-Marie Isn’t Just Decorative. Dare You To Have A Slice
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It’s 3:00am on Betoota’s main clubbing strip and renowned extreme sports enthusiast Simon Lewison (27) has just stumbled upon his latest Adrenalin...
Fev Welcome Back Any Time, Says Brisbane
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The people of Brisbane say that while Victorian footy superstar Brendan Fevola might have been a bit too wild for the AFL in...
Dodgy New Labourer Now Comfortable Enough To Tell Story About His Mate Going Mad With A Gun
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A dodgy construction worker, who seems a little bit too eager to tell random blokes stories about his mates committing quite serious felonies,...
Recently Self-Employed Tradesman Blows Entire Marketing Budget On Personalised Plates
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With the new development of the Golf Course Estate drawing more and more young families to the West Betoota, local plumber Deuce Charles...
Gen-X Workmate Says He Feels Like Getting ‘Crunk’ This Weekend
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A local late thirties to early forties work colleague has today used an unfamiliar word to describe how he plans to spend his...
Business With No Signage Other Than Emphasised Street Number Obviously Full Of Prossies
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A local business that seems to have a fair bit of in-store foot traffic and it's own car park, also has a suspicious...
Channel 9 Cryogenics Department Ordered To Prepare Delta
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Executives at Channel 9 have today ordered their talent and cryogenics department to prepare The Voice judge and former pop star, Delta Goodrem,...
Irish Bloke In Darwin Worried It Might’ve Been Him That Fucked The Place Up Over The Weekend
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Almost half the Darwin residents who lost power during Tropical Cyclone Marcus have been reconnected, with clean-up efforts continuing into the working week...
