Customer With T-Shirt Tucked Into Jeans Asks If You Can Hook A Brutha Up With Some WiFi
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT
Recent studies have found that there is a close to 100% chance that the curly haired youth with a white t-shirt tucked into...
Labor and Liberal Working Together To Find Out More Shit About Barnaby To Throw To Media
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT
In an increasingly tense political climate, bi-partisan consensus on mainstream issues appears harder to come by with the exception of Labor and Liberal...
Mum Legitimately Suggests Cleaning Bedroom As A Cure For School Holiday Boredom
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT
A groundbreaking study from Melbourne University of Motherhood (MUM) has concluded that the best cure for boredom is to clean your bedroom, something...
New Music Festival To Celebrate Sounds Of Promoters Explaining Lack Of Female Artists
LEROY PERCIVAL | Music Editor | CONTACT
October 24th will see a radical new music festival for all Australian industry heads.
Aimed at punters who love hearing all the classic excuses...
Boyfriend Can Somehow Walk Past This
TRACEY BENDINGER | Social Nuances | Contact
Ben Kibota (29) is a bright middle-aged man currently climbing his way up the ladder at one of Betoota’s top law firms,...
Fired Up Labourer Reckons He Overheard Someone Say These Subbies Are On Twice As Much As He Is
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
A bald labourer with faded tatts and long whispy red goatee has taken offence today at the fact that another labour hire company...
Easter Still Severely Underrated
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
Easter, across most cultures, is the most underrated time of the year - it has been confirmed.
Easter, also called Pascha by the Greeks,...
Dutton Considers Fast-Tracking Visas For Ready Made Liberal Voters In South Africa
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
White South African farmers “deserve special attention” from Australia due to the “horrific circumstances” of land seizures and violence, paired with their beautiful...
$30k-Per-Year Private School Fees Still Not Able To Guarantee Pedo-Free Education
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
The Diamantina Anglican College says that aside from the twenty or so pedophiles that have been caught lurking their classrooms and boarding house...
Cowardly Stand Up Comedian Doesn’t Even Weave Left-Wing Politics Into New Show
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
A local coward and so-called funny guy has today shown his hand as an indifferent and complacent sociopath that is completely fine with...
