Twenty Minute Conference Call Provides More Human Explanation Of 50-Word Email
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Emily Gonzalez was doing her best to avoid pinching the bridge of her nose this morning. Not because her fellow IT consultant Ricky...
Catholic Uni Student Gives Up Telling People It’s Just Like Any Other Uni For Lent
In 2018, many young people have opted to stray away from religious practice and it's age-old traditions.
However, that isn’t the case for Melanie Summers...
Ice Cream And Milo Gets The Nod As Mum Acknowledges Dinner Was Too Experimental
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Mum's most recent crack at trying her hand at a completely new style of cuisine has resulted in a glorious face-saving climax, as...
NSW Government To Build Even Bigger Stadium In Suburb That’s Even Harder To Get To
NSW Premier Gladys Berejiklian is reportedly experience her 'greyhound moment' as the tide of public opinion and party support turns on her plan to completely...
Former Corporate Jock Now Trying To Be Woke After Uneasy Transition Into His Thirties
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When someone completely uproots their entire career and social life and moves to a lesser known beach near Byron Bay, it usually isn't...
World’s Oldest Person, Nabi Tajima, 117, Says She Owes It All To Standing Desk At Work
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Following the September death of 117-year-old Violet Mosse Brown, the oldest person in the world, the title has now been handed down to...
Modern Footballers Urged To Be More Like Lote And Wendell
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
After round one of the 2018 NRL season, one thing that is not lacking is on-field excitement.
Golden point wins, big hits and interceptions...
Victorian Proudly Opts Out Of Happy Hour To Drink His Weird Victorian Sized Beers
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The Sunday night happy hour at the Lord Kidman Hotel was wasted on a prominent Southern expat last night, as he insisted on...
“Pretty Quiet Actually” Says Receptionist Triple Dropping Beroccas In Office Kitchen
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The shell of Olivia Anderson (22) is trying her hardest to appear as though she is a functioning human this morning.
Anderson’s weekend was...
Ch9 News Broadcasts Blank Screen For 15 Minutes After No Cars Crash Into Any Houses Today
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Cars crashing into houses, and the subsequent hysteria it causes, has been Channel 9’s bread and butter since the early 70’s when they...
