Spotify Curates New Playlist Of Songs Most Selected By Drunk White Chicks
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It’s 4:30pm and the girls have been on the rosé since midday. The heels have come off, the makeup has soaked in and...
Friend Who Thinks She’s A Bit Out There Claims To Have Undiagnosed ADHD Or Something
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Local erratic and full-time social smoker, Ella Gibson (44) reckons the reason she’s a bit out there is due to her ADHD, a...
Scientists Hoping Barrier Reef Just Going Through Eminem Phase
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With an estimated two-thirds of the Great Barrier Reef being devastated by severe coral bleaching, optimistic scientists say there is hope the reef...
Intern Filled With Adrenalin After CEO Laughs At Well Delivered One Liner
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After starting a new role as an intern at one of Betoota’s top hedge funds, Jessica Mansur (21) has today successfully executed...
Adani Forced To Look Into Getting A Nimble Loan
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Indian coal magnate, Guatam Adani is reportedly furious with the fact that he has been left with no option other than to...
Police Called To Ultimo After Triple J’s Male Announcers Are Left Alone For Too Long
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Members of the New South Wales riot and public order squad have had to attend to an ongoing incident at ABC's Triple J...
Albanese Accidentally Refers To Voters As Eshays During Press Conference In The Trap
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Former Deputy Prime Minister and the current Member for Grayndler, Anthony Albanese MP has today had a slip of the tongue during a...
“Fuck, I Mean, Um, The Thing With Adani Is, Wait Sorry Who’s Asking This Question?”
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Bill Shorten's hardening indifference to Adani's proposed coal mine has unnerved his Queensland colleagues, who fear there will be a regional backlash for...
Roo Shooter Not Allowed Near The House, Says Mum
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A transient man who dad has contracted to thin out the wild animals that keep killing themselves on his fences, shouldn't be driving...
CFMEU and Maritime Union Merge To Form Superhuman Amphibious Protestor
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The Fair Work Commission has given the green light for the construction and maritime unions to merge into a new "super union", which...
