Queenslander Visiting Perth Ruins Eyesight Staring At Sunsets, Sunsets, Sunsets Over The Beaches, Beaches, Beaches
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A Queenslander visiting the Swan City has today revealed that his eyesight has been compromised badly by the slow burn of watching the...
Re-Elected Tasmanian Liberals Sign Agreement With UK For New Fleet Of Convict Labourers
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The re-elected Tasmanian government's anti-nanny state angle has proven successful over the weekend, as their state Liberal government was returned to power in Tasmania with...
University Communists Jump On Opportunity To Sell $19 T-Shirts At Black Lives Matter Protests
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A now disgraced Hollywood actor who was playing the role of a President once said "Partisan rancour and ideology have got in the...
Parents Bemused By Son’s New Found Love Of Sandalwood
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Sam (50) and Tracey Martin (48) aren’t quite sure what to make of one of their sons latest habits.
The...
Australian TV Audiences Demand More Chopper-Related Content
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Major TV and streaming networks have today vowed to fill a void left in the Australian entertainment landscape following the conclusion of...
Colour Run Festival Becomes A Big Hit In India
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In big news for the corporate-bonding and wellness sector, it is believed that just one billion people around the world have taken a...
Mardi Gras To Wrap Up At 9:30 Now That Everyone Is Married
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Although Sydneys Gay and Lesbian Mardi Gras promises to be big again this year, celebrations will be wrapping up...
Premium Economy Passenger Recoils In Disgust After Catching Glimpse Of Peasant In Economy
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With cash to burn and a youthful wanderlust coursing through his veins, an ageing Betoota Grove man said 'fuck...
White Bureaucrat At Aboriginal Organisation Says It’s Fine If You Wanna Call Her Aunty Too
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A local bureaucrat who has spent her whole career bouncing between both Government and not-for-profit organisations within the Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander...
Highly Intelligent Connoisseur Of Light Entertainment Says He Only Watches The UK Office
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A worldly individual who calls Trivia pub quizzes has finally settled a long-running entertainment debate.
Declan Gooch, who describes himself...
