“I Just Had To Focus On Jumping High” Says High Jumper
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Commonwealth Games high-jumper, Brandon Starc, has today revealed to Channel Seven reporters the secret behind his gold medal success.
Apparently it all comes down...
Australia Sees Boost In Sales Of Late-2000s Fluro V-Necks As MGMT Headlines Splendour
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Australian youth and streetwear retailers have confirmed that they've seen a 900% increase in sales of late-2000's bright coloured v-neck t-shirts since the...
German Backpacker Working In Bush Pub Successfully Convinces Locals That She Likes The Place
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A german national who has spent the last three months pulling beers for the feral drunks at the front bar of the Bedourah...
Rockhampton Residents Begin Documenting Family Trees Ahead Of Beef Week Rootfest
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While the Commonwealth Games glitters on the Gold Coast many in the mainstream media would be mistaken...
Fear Of God Shoots Through Local Kid After Mum Uses His Full Name
“JAYDEN TYREECE SMITH, YOU GET IN HERE RIGHT NOW!”
Twelve-year-old Jay Smith’s blood ran cold. Not because his mum yelled so loud that her voice...
Greek Easter: Overworked Local Yiayia Violently Refuses Any Offers Of Help In Kitchen
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With Greek Easter taking place this weekend, the entire extended family of Eleni Ladopsomo have been told all they need to focus on...
Awww! Albo And Pyne Are Finally Driving The Great Ocean Road Together Like They Always Said They Would
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Awww. Right in the feels.
Political rivals, but personal besties, Christopher Pyne and Anthony Albanese have today embarked on the trip of a lifetime.
The...
Decaying Tooth Has Far Too Much Power
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A unkept left mandibular third molar has today taken full control over a local human being, by causing more pain than any other...
Gold Coast Bikie Gangs Steal The Show At Commonwealth Games Opening Ceremony
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After more than a year-long Baton Relay that no one was paying attention to, millions of tax-payer dollars spent on temporary infrastructure, and...
Commonwealth Games: Aboriginal Protestors Far More Passionate Than The Athletes
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With the 2018 Commonwealth Games games opening ceremony taking place tonight, it appears literally the only people in Australia that are making their...
