Deadshit Little Cousin Given Bottom-Rung Job Of Showing Wedding Guests Where To Park
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Local shithead, Riley Paterson (15) has been given the most out-of-the-way job possible at his cousin Meg's wedding this afternoon.
After making quite a...
The American Judge From The Voice Appears On Stage With Beyonce Knowles At Coachella
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The American pop singer known as 'Beyoncè' has made history as the first black woman to headline Coachella in a performance that included...
Filipino Neighbours Still Haven’t Cracked Open The Couches
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A local Filipino-Australian family in Betoota's Hot Bread District have yet to find a celebration big enough to sit down on the 'good'...
Overseas Audiences Sickened As Closing Ceremony Pays Homage To The Australian Bush Doof
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Comm Games closing ceremony pays homage to the great Australian Bush Doof The 2018 Commonwealth Games went out in spectacular fashion this evening,...
Report: Work Dishwasher Functions Much Better If Plates Are Filthy And Stocked Horribly
A recent survey carried out by Australia’s leading workplace hygiene body, Clean By Force (CBF) revealed that 95% of workplace dishwashers actually conduct a...
Blood Rushes To Genitals After First Sip Of Ice Cold Schooner On 30 Degree Friday Arvo
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Holy fuck,
That hits the spot.
Dad Still Regretting Not Saying G’day To King Wally At Milton Traffic Lights In 1997
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A local dad says there's not many things he regrets in this lifetime. Not many at all.
Heath Goddard says he really wishes he...
Builder’s Flagrant Disregard For OH&S Not That Legendary, Says Timid Younger Employee
Although not achieving his desired goal, a local washed up tradie driving a forklift has had a win of sorts this week.
Neil Coombes (52)...
Commuter Who Just Missed His Bus Quickly Pulls It Together After Very Public F-Bomb
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"FUCK!!!!" echoed down the quiet street, as a local commuter quickly tails out of a full blown sprint towards his bus.
The local man...
Ipswich Jets Refuse To Explain Where Their New Cameroonian Backline Came From
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The Ipswich Jets are under siege from media today after questions were raised about their new open grade backline.
Despite the Jets training behind...
