Local Thespian Is Never Not On
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A local aspiring actor/singer/ dancer/playwright is never not carrying on like a goose, it has been confirmed.
While 25-year-old Emily Browther is actually great...
North Shore Sydney Private Schools To Blame For Yet Another Royal Commission
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A combination of elite North Sydney private schools have today come out and apologise for the hand they have played in producing...
Report: Breaking Bad’s ‘Fly’ Episode Is Fucking Shit And Should Be Erased From History
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A recent report by the CSIRO has found that the 'fly' episode of Breaking Bad is a waste of 45 minutes, and...
Local Club DJ Feeling Avicii’s Death Harder Than Anyone Because He Actually Met Him Once
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As thousands of fans gather in central Stockholm to mourn international EDM icon Avicii, who was found dead in Oman yesterday, local...
Office Foodie Privately Disappointed No One Asked About Her Weird Smelling Curry
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Usually, the high point of a corporate drone’s daily grind, lunchtime at B&E Finance left a sour taste in the mouth of HR...
Dead AF Banking Customers Up In Arms Over Financial Advice Fees
In a scene from a horror movie, hands and arms have been reaching out of the ground today.
However, rather than some supernatural graveyard miraculously...
Baby Boomer Opposes Legalisation Of Marijuana Mainly Because It Sounds Like Fun
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Local Baby Boomer Cheryl Clermont (62) says the idea of legalising cannabis sounds a bit too much like a fun time for the...
Shorten Unwinds Like Any Other Aussie Bloke Over A 425ml Glass Of Brewed Cereal Grains
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Leader of the Opposition, Bill Shorten, has today proven that despite a 30-year-career of political bureaucracy and media training, he is in...
Nation Still Shocked A Devout Christian Footballer From Logan Isn’t As PC As Tom Tilley
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A highly religious professional tri-code footballer who publicly stated his opposition to gay marriage before, during and after the postal vote plebiscite has...
NT Hoping Southern Lefties Too Caught Up On Splendour To Notice Them Fracking Again
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Fracking is set to resume in the Northern Territory, following the Government's decision to lift a moratorium but enforce strict new laws...
