Gen-X Comedian Brings House Down With New Joke About How Some Kids Have Bloody Allergies!!!
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"We should just depend on natural selection!" roars Toby.
The crowd goes wild.
"Peanuts!!!"
"Fucking Peanuts!!!"
"If I had to tell my old...
Mateship And ANZAC Spirit Also Found In Tattooed Rugby League Players, Says Channel 9
Channel Nine has once again managed to pull off a vague but passionate comparison between the Aussie men who risked their lives to fight...
Suburban Pub Gets Into The Christmas Spirit With Lukewarm Party Pies And Topless Waitresses
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Despite the fact that everyone in the venue could do with a feed, the stand-off surrounding the last remaining party pie put on...
Entire Room In Government Advertising Department Dedicated To Hard Hats
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An undercover investigation in the Liberal Party headquarters was full of many shocking revelations, but none more controversial than...
Pit Bull Owner Says Apart From That One Time With The Kid At The Park It’s All Stigma
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Despite the fact that her dog looks like it's ready to fuck up the first person she gets close enough to - local...
Forget Adani, This Disgusting Farmer Cleared Half An Acre Of Invasive Flora 900km Inland
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The reprehensible actions of a prominent Diamantina cattle grazier Brangus Dixon (43) has made it all the way to West End today, with dreadlocked...
Hungover Bag Of Shit Clears Conscience By Opting For Subway Over Deep Fried Method
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Chris Yoanidis needed something to ease his conscience today.
Upon waking up with a clammy sweat and a metaphorical swarm of insects crawling...
Tim Winton Writes Book About Surfer Kid With A Mate Who Has A Hot Mum And A Mate Who Is Black
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With a new book about a young man's 'coming of age' in coastal Western Australian town, it looks like prominent young adult fiction...
Melbourne Storm Breaches Salary Cap After Hiring Sixteen Full-Time Pyrotechnicians
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The non-stop fireworks and flaming cannons at Melbourne Storm home games has led to an investigation possible salary cap breaches within the well-financed...
Fashionista Grandaughter Of Veteran Going All Out For The Dawn Service
Tiffany Wickham (19) comes from a long line of proud Australians.
With knee high boots, nose piercing, half head undercut and lengthy regiment field coat,...
