Australian Overseas Shamefully Explains How We Lost A Prime Minister Who Went Swimming
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Living overseas can be an amazing experience for Australians to learn a language and make friends from elsewhere in the world.
This has been...
Bob Katter Makes Friends With Some Lovely American Blokes In Canberra Airport Bar
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While waiting for a flight back up North to the Isa, Bob Katter MP has today made friends with some American blokes that...
Security Tags On 700ML Bottles Of Bundy Offer Insight Into Suburb’s Socio-Economic Status
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While Australians have always based the liveability of a suburb on the cost of property, the hysterical east coast housing crisis has now...
“This. Is. Origin” Confirms Rabs
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In some breaking news out of Brisbane, the iconic voice of Rugby League, Ray 'Rabbits' Warren has just confirmed that...
Oh Fuck No: Mum Has Discovered GIFs
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The Gibbs family has today braced itself for the incoming flood of GIFs.
This comes after the household matriarch, Kathleen, discovered how to send...
“How Much Have You Had To Drink Tonight?” Asks Genuinely Concerned Bouncer
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A local bouncer and all-round top bloke is genuinely concerned about how much a punter has had to drink before he got...
Daily Telegraph Forget To Remove Liberal Party Byline After Copy/Pasting Press Release
There have been some stern words at the Daily Telegraph today after a serious error was made in putting the paper together last night.
One...
Sunday Drinks Not Worth Attending Unless Someone Refers To Them As A ‘Session’
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A recent study conducted by the Licensing Inquiries and Testing For Australian Management (LitFam) ombudsman shows that any form of social event that occurs during...
“Haha. Don’t Worry, No One Is Going To Jail” Turnbull Assures Banking Executives
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The banking industry is in shock today after the ACCC announced that they would be levelling criminal charges against ANZ executives and other...
Coming Soon: The Betoota Advocate Roast Of Barnaby Joyce
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Following six months of non-stop headlines relating to his citizenship, marriage problems, fatherhood and subsequent Channel 7 tell-all, Barnaby Joyce has today agreed...
