Dutton Says Refugees Better Not Get Any Ideas About Saving Children From Balconies
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Peter Dutton MP has today hosted a rushed media conference, where he warned Australia's refugee community against performing heroic acts.
"This will not help...
The Mum From That Show That Was On Daytime TV In The 1990s Turns Out To Be Racist
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The actor who played a matriarchal character in a sitcom about an overweight middle American family that was on daytime TV heaps in...
Local Bloke Confirms How Boring His Mates Are By Playing More Than One Round Of Buck Hunter
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A recent report by his missus and his mates has found that local car detailer, Kyal Grille (29) is a fucken gun a...
Lleyton And Bec Worried About Vikki And Barnaby Taking Over As New Tabloid Power Couple
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After over 1000 near-divorces and endless drama, Lleyton and Bec Hewitt are looking to be replaced as the number one power couple on...
ASIO Employee Nothing Like James Bond
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ASIO employee, Percy Warren-Smith (31) has spent another evening underwhelming a subsequent first date as he informs her that...
Demolished Cheeseboard Suggests The Girls Are Having A Real Crack Tonight
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The rubble of grape stems and cracked-off corners of water crackers is a clear indicator that the girls are going to be skipping...
Promising New Intern Now On Boss’s Radar After Being Told That He Has A Hot New Intern
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Elodie Costello (22) has only taken three weeks to garner the attention of her boss's boss's boss, Steven Hardwick (60).
While finishing with the...
Local Yuppie Pretends He’s Heard Of The Suburb His Uber Driver Lives In
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"So where do you live, mate?" asks Artie Beechworth (Digital Media Director, 26)
His uber driver, Leo (66), gives him the benefit of the...
“Can’t Say Anything These Days” Says Man Banned From Yelling Slut At Traumatised Women Outside Abortion Clinics
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A local Christian pro-life activist has today said enough is enough, after being told he might no longer be able to tell at-risk...
Ch9 Reporters Rush To CBD Truck Crash In A Hope The Driver Looks Like A You-Know-What
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A CBD truck crash this morning has disappointingly been put down to a 35-year-old Maori bloke playing Candy Crush while driving, after every...
