Queenslanders Receive Annual Reminder That Unsealed Timber Houses Can Get Pretty Cold
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As the mercury dips to uncomfortably low numbers across most of the state, the proud people of Queensland are once again learning that...
Bloke Who Just Took Over Aux Cord Very Aware Entire Kick-On Depending On His Song Choice
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After finally getting his hands on the aux cord, local bender-rat Nicko is now acutely aware that his obscure choice in music could...
Hollywood B-Lister Arrested At Heathrow
A random American TV actor from a show you watched for a couple seasons a few years back has been arrested by UK Immigration...
Local Girl Sets Self Apart On Bumble By Outlining How Much She Loves To Laugh And Travel
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A local Betoota woman and ‘citizen of the world’ has hit the Bumble jackpot this week after crafting a perfectly unique and alluring...
Trainee Magician Performs First Trick By Making Chances of Finding Girlfriend Disappear
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Hobbyist magician Alexander Eisenhoof (38) has performed his greatest illusion to date by making any chance he had of ever...
Bloke Stumbling Out Of Nightclub At 4AM Thanks The Bouncer For Doing Absolutely Fuck All
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Local clubrat, Andrew Doofman (24) has shown that he knows how to show the necessary etiquette to the brave men wearing liquorice...
Disney Congratulates Disney On Beating Disney At The Box Office
Disney have today released a statement officially congratulating their long-time rivals, Disney, on breaking Box Office records with the release of Disney's The Avengers:...
Mum Cleans House In Preparation For The Cleaner
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Mum doesn't often treat herself to offloading domestic duties. Sometimes dad picks up the slack, sometimes one of the kids does, but...
‘Toxic Masculinity’ And Other Things To Say When You Feel Guilty About Being Just Another White Cunt
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A straight white inner-city media personality who has somehow been gifted a platform as a social commentator has today found a demographic...
Patchy Moustache Teenager Lights Up Fully Kitted LowLux On Bruce Highway Exit Ramp
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A 19-year-old electrician's apprentice wearing a Unit flat brim has been given a Friday early mark today.
That's judging by his excited violations...
