Now Is A Pretty Good Time To Buy Says Crypto Investor Living Back At Home With Parents
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
A local cryptoprenuer has explained to The Advocate today why now is actually a great time to invest in...
Uncoordinated Footy Player Finally Makes The Leap And Signs Up To Refereeing Course
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
After an undecorated junior footy career, Phillip Hard (30) has finally bitten the bullet.
The young plumbing apprentice from the...
Turnbull Follows Trump’s Lead And Meets With Leader Of Enemy Nation To Quell Hostilities
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
Following the news that the Wallabies are once again a competitive force in world rugby after their 9-point win over Ireland on the...
“I Guess We Could Go To The Casino” Says Sydney Bucks Party Organiser At 9:30PM
After three months of organising, a group of Queenslanders have realised that the Harbour City might not have been the best place to host...
“Today Is Your Birthday, Okay” Australia Tells Queen
Even though she turned 92 in April, Australia has decided that today is the Queen Of England’s birthday.
And we’ve even given ourselves a public...
Tight-Arse Friend Somehow Wrangles Name Onto Another Birthday Card
TRACEY BENDINGER | Boyfriends | CONTACT
The girls have spent the best part of 3 weeks organizing a joint present for their friend, Cass, with discussions generating upwards of...
Organiser Of High School Reunion Found To Be Masochistic Psychopath
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT
Future attendees of Betoota High class of ‘98 reunion have been dealt a hard hand this week as it was confirmed by law...
Boyfriend Puts On His Little Bitch Voice For Lunch With In-Laws
TRACEY BENDINGER | Boyfriends | CONTACT
A generally masculine and confident sounding Betoota man has today shocked his girlfriend by greeting her parents in an unusually high tone of...
Local Woman Blatantly Crosses Personal Space Boundaries With Boyfriend’s Much Cuddlier Mate
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
Local woman, Janet Kingston (28) would never so much as look at another man, that's how committed she is in her relationship with...
Report: Jakey Is On The Tune (So Leave Him Alone You Dog)
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
A recent report by Jakey's greater social circle has found that he might be on here, so don't do anything that makes him...
