Frightened Man Walking Home Past Pack Of Drunk Women Clenches Keys Like He Was Taught At School
INGRID DOULTON | Lady Writer | Contact
A vulnerable local man just trying to make his way home after finishing work at his local bar job, has tonight called...
Leathery Surf Club Mum Reckons Some Of Those Islander Boys Aren’t Too Hard On The Eyes
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
A local Northern Beaches surf club matriarch has today disgusted her teenage sons by revealing she is still able to recognise sexually attractive...
The Betoota Advocate Interviews Controversial Murdoch Columnist Miranda Devine
Spicing things up for episode 15 with conservative Murdoch commentator and columnist Miranda Devine.
We ask the big questions this week and Miranda tells us...
Rainbow Lorikeets Due For A Comeback
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
Australia's favourite native parrot from in the mid-1990s is due for comeback, it has been confirmed.
Bird enthusiasts say that unless you are out...
Bauer Media Almost Experiences Repercussions For Making Up Shit
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
Actress Rebel Wilson's record defamation payout from magazine publisher Bauer Media has been slashed from $4.5 million to just $600,000 by Victoria's Court...
Gold Coast Experiencing Shortage In Pink Stretch Hummers As School Formal Season Begins
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
As Queensland high schools begin celebrating their year 12 formals, the 34 different bright pink stretch hummerzine companies in the South East Corner...
Boring Middle-Class Murderer Neither Protected Or Framed During Investigation
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
A local Betoota-based murderer who made a few headlines before he got caught will spend the rest of his life in prison without...
Institutional Child Abuse Victim To Buy Brand New Honda Jazz With Government Compensation
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
Following the news that Prime Minister Malcolm Turnbull will deliver a national apology to victims of institutional child sexual abuse on October 22 this...
“Missing Summer” Says Half-Naked Local Girl
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
Local girl Angela Mathieson (21) is counting down the days until bikini weather, it has been confirmed.
Her uncharacteristic 10am Instagram upload of her...
Okay, Trump Has Denuclearised North Korea, But His Silence On Gender-Neutral Toys Is Deafening
JAMIE HOTTAKE | Outrage | CONTACT
As was confirmed several hours ago, US President Donald Trump and North Korean leader Kim Jong-un have pledged to work toward complete denuclearisation...
