Sam Dastyari Finds True Calling Selling 2nd-Hand Great Walls On Parramatta Road
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In great news for Labor right loyalists, it appears that disgraced former Senator and PRC mouthpiece Sam Dastyari has finally landed on his...
“8 In A Row” Says Queensland
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The state of Queensland has released an official statement this morning, putting its southern neighbour in its place.
After NSW finally...
Leftie Journo Bored Shitless During Outrage Off-Season Between Anzac Day And Melbourne Cup
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A local inner-city leftie who has yet to figure out a way to monetise her medium-sized Twitter following but freelances between failing online...
Family Friend That Mum Is Making You Take Out On The Piss Doesn’t Know What He’s In For
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Andy Guillifa and the boys have been ‘geeing’ up each other for something of a renaissance of their partying days and he reckons...
Kebab Shop Employee Could Fuck You Up
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A recent report by the nation's drunk idiots has found that the men employed in Australia's late night Turkish and Lebanese take-away industry...
Di Natale Calls For Royal Commission Into Why The Fuck We Didn’t Put Cahill On
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Senator Richard Di Natale has today joined thousands of supposed soccer experts around the country in the Socceroos for not playing a 38-year-old...
4th Schooner Leads Local Man To Pokie Room Like He’s In A 1990s First-Person Video Game
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A local pub patron has this evening gathered the required points to reach the next level of his Friday night session.
After deleting three...
Incessantly Chalking Pool Cue Between Each Shot Fails To Make Local Man Less Shit At Pool
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A local man who is absolutely abhorrent at playing pool cannot blame it on a lack of chalk, it has been confirmed.
Seb Birmingham...
Ethnic Language Public Broadcaster Bails Out Multi-Billion Dollar Telco
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To the relief of millions around the country today, Australia’s ethnic language public broadcaster SBS has saved the day.
SBS, or Sex Before Soccer...
Anthropologists Map Unique Migration Route From Bondi To Byron To Bali
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After years worth of research, anthropologists have managed to identify the distinguishable traits of the migration route from Bondi to Bali.
Royal Betoota University...
