Grandpa Has An iPad For Some Reason
Earlier today, local florist Claudia Virgona (23) visited her grandpa John Virgona (82) who she was surprised to learn has an iPad for some...
Barry Hall’s Comments Pretty Weird Thing To Say Even Around Mates
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AFL great Barry Hall has been sacked by FM radio network Triple M after saying some pretty weird shit on air about a...
Nine Receive Logie Nomination For Interview With Man They Protected Until ABC Did A Story
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Often described as the 'Carlton Cold' of award ceremonies, the TV Week Logies have this year delved into new categories: Best Handling Of...
Brisbane Unable To Explain Why It’s Easier To Catch A Catamaran To Work Than A Train
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The city of Brisbane has been unable to give answers as to why more suburbs have access to novelty inner-city catamarans than actual...
Labor Staffer Pays Homage To Party’s Working Class Roots With Shock-Proof Tradie Phone Case
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Newtown-based frisbee enthusiast, Julian Shawke (26) says that Australian politicians seem to be forgetting how real people live.
“That’s why I joined Young Labor....
ANZ Bank Warned That Bob’s Gonna Crush You Bastards Slowly
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Renegade North Queensland MP Bob Katter has this week sent shots in the boardrooms of financial institutions across the...
Former Plebiscite No Voter Redirects Energy Towards Being Upset About Ban On Plastic Bags
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After an unsuccessful 18 months spent campaigning against societal decay, a prominent Betoota-based No voter is now finding ways to occupy herself, following...
“When Will This Shit End?” Asks Frustrated Handmaid’s Tale Fan
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Local TV binge-watcher and ‘The Handmaid’s Tale’ fan Grace Leigh has angrily asked her husband an important question today.
“When does this shit wrap...
Uni Lecturer Misses The Mark With Late 60s Monty Python Reference
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A highly intelligent but socially lacking university lecture has been met with crickets for quoting one of his favourite lines from the lesser-known...
Outback Town’s Hot Baths Wildly Popular With Grey Nomads, Rooting Teenagers
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Just south of Betoota, the township of Durrie's new artesian hot baths have become a massive hit with the local caravan tourists.
The Sir...
