Paid Leave Porter Claims Victory Over The TAB After Cashing Out On Newy To Beat Parra 13+
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Former attorney-general Christian Porter has today claimed victory over Australia's largest gambling company, Tabcorp Holdings.
After withdrawing $1000 from his vast fortune that he...
Paid Leave Porter Claims Glorious Mario Kart Victory After Turning Off The Nintendo Mid-Race
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Former attorney-general Christian Porter has today claimed victory over some unemployed stoners from down the street that he's been playing Nintendo 64 with...
Melbourne Considers Using Experimental QR Code Check-In Technology To Avoid Further Outbreaks
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Melbourne's most recent lockdown has been extended for a further seven days, as the Victorian government once again struggles to implement the same...
Paid Leave Porter Finally Claims Victory Over Native Wildlife In 90-Year-Long Great Emu War
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Former attorney-general Christian Porter has today claimed victory over the estimated 900,000 wild emus living in Western Australia
This comes as a surprise to...
Elderly Christian Porter Steps Out Of Time Machine To Sue 2021 Christian Porter For Defamation
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In a move for a few history books, an elderly version of former Attorney-General Christian Porter has time travelled from the year 2058...
Paid Leave Porter Claims Victory In Drunken Pub Brawl After Calling Security And Running Away
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Former attorney-general Christian Porter has today claimed victory in a bar fight Ellenbrook last night.
This comes as a surprise to everyone else who...
‘Cancel Culture’ To Blame For Everyone Realising Harvey Norman Are A Bunch Of Thieving Dogs
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Harvey Norman are under fire this week, as everyone starts to realise they are a bunch of thieving dogs.
This is in reference to...
Townsville Reveals Only Accommodation Available For NSW Blues Is 3 Star ‘Romp Shak’ In Kirwan
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SORRY BUT THAT'S ALL WE GOT: Townsville will host State of Origin game one on June 9, with the ongoing lockdown in Victoria...
7 Reasons Why This 19-Year-Old WRX Owner Should Take Control Of The PM’s Bungled Jab Roll-Out
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The entire state of Victoria was sent into yet another indefinite lockdown last Friday, as Melbourne's coronavirus cases continue to climb off the...
NSW Labor Decide They Enjoy Being In Opposition Too Much To Ask Peter V’Landys To Be Leader
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NSW Labor leader Jodi McKay has announced her resignation following weeks of escalating pressure from within the party.
This mutiny appears to have been...
