Bloke Whose Favourite Movie Is Daredevil With Ben Affleck Not Impressed By Archibald Finalists
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The 52 lucky finalists for the 2021 Archibald Portrait Prize were unveiled yesterday morning at the Art Gallery of NSW.
Finalists were also announced...
“Just A Vodka Coke Raspberry Thanks Mate” Says Newy Bloke Who Might Be Worth Steering Clear Of
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Local Newcastle bloke Joey Knight (29) has decided that he's gonna lift off this evening, as he returns from the TAB kiosk and...
Victoria Bids Thee Farewell To Ye Olde Renaissance Community As Melbourne Wench Tests Positive
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The Victorian Government has bid thee farewell to Melbourne's thriving medieval reenactment community, as the chainmail enthusiasts are ordered to undertake a 12...
“I Don’t Know If You Really Understand How Bad Melbourne Was Last Year” Says Victorian Expat
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As Melbourne records another 12 new community cases, five million residents are preparing once again to be put under the strict stay-home orders...
“Fuck, Here We Go Again” Says Melbourne
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The people of Melbourne are once again getting ready to discontinue any form of routine, and sit at home on the dole for...
PM Says Melbourne’s Outbreak Would Be Way Worse If He Hadn’t Jabbed 1.6% Of Victorian Adults
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After months of stoking fears around vaccinations, until enough vaccinations arrived for him to not have to delay their roll-out, the Prime Minister...
Blokes Who’d Get Sacked In Any Other Workplace Still Earning More Than High School Principals
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As the government continues their marketing campaign to convince the nation that it's completely normal for us to have closed borders until 2023...
Scotty Grabs The Biggest Milkshake He Can Find In Preparation For New Get-Your-Jab Ad Campaign
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With less Australians signing up to receive the Covid jab than predicted, Senator Jacquie Lambie has called upon the government to spend big...
Scientists Now Sharing Medical Research On Grainy JPEGs In Effort To Win Over Anti-Vaxxer Mums
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With medical skepticism at an all time high, the pressure is on the Australian government to begin promoting vaccinations through the use of...
Toowoomba Becomes Australia’s Opal Capital After Being Classified As A ‘Desert’ Town By PM
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The Prime Minister has made some powerful enemies in Toowoomba today for suggesting the city is too far away from the Queensland capital...
