Man Returning To Hometown Comforted By Safe Hands Of Coopers Green On Tap At The Local
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
A born and raised Betoota Heights man has today let out a big sigh of relief after making a long awaited return to...
Dad Refusing To Attend Family Event With In-Laws Makes Good On Word And Drinks Paint
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT
Earlier today in Betoota Heights, a local dad put his money, and harmful chemicals, where his mouth is.
Content with living full time...
Dentist Offers Kind Hug After Telling Bloke With No Health Insurance That All His Wisdoms Have Gotta Go
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT
Betoota bricklayer Jayden Burns (29) is the type of bloke that has never bothered with health insurance.
Despite recently racking up...
With Christmas Coming To And End, Local Woman Begins Preparing For Next Religious Holiday
STACY OAKSHEAF | City News | CONTACT
Move over Jesus; there's a new religious observance in town—the upcoming Taylor Swift Eras Tour.
In the year 2024, traditional holidays are taking...
Two Slabs Now The Payment For Mate Helping You Move Out Of Place You Can’t Afford Anymore
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT
Inflation continues to cross boundaries once thought of as sacred as two slabs of beer is now the agreed upon payment for a...
Boost Juice Announce New Tropical Smoothie Range Inspired By Craft Beer
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT
In exciting news for smoothie fans, national juice retailer Boost Juice has today announced a new range of refreshments inspired by...
100% Of 2024 Spent Hungover
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT
2024 is off to a shocking start for some who have at this point realised they have spent 100% of the new year...
Report: Suffering Plane Trip With Stiff Wide Brim Worth It For The Photos
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT
A local Betootan has already learnt so much about herself during her worldly travels.
Leaving from The Rose of Betoota International Airport &...
Boyfriend Struggling To Concentrate After Spotting Retired NRL Cult Figure In North Coast Pub
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT
A local boyfriend has been off with the fairies this afternoon after finding himself within a 10-metre radius of one of...
Melbourne Girl’s Cute Wrist Tatt Got Nothing On Geelong Cousin’s Full Shin Number
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT
As the subject of tattoos is broached around a family Christmas table today, a local Fitzroy girl’s attempt to capture the...
