Christmas Eve Pash Expected To Resurface Around New Years Before Bowing Out By January 15
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT
An exciting summer romance is expected to fizzle pretty quick this year as a local girl returns home to Betoota for...
Drunken Cousin Opts Against Post-Lunch Nap And Starts Experimenting With Pavlova Toastie
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT
A culinary experiment is under way in a Betoota Heights kitchen today as a drunken cousin gets creative after Christmas lunch.
Having...
“I’m Not Fussy” Says Boyfriend Who Only Wants Sold Out Special Edition Of His Silly Bang Bang Game
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT
Local events coordinator Tara Rockman is tearing her hair out this evening as she attempts to tick off all her Christmas...
Town With Tobacconist Next To Kebab Joint Surely Has Good Pubs
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT
A Betoota couple on a road trip figured the town they stopped in must surely have some good pubs after seeing a tobacconist...
Balance Restored: Healed Nature Now Back To Pre Pandemic Decline
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT
The new normal we were promised has turned out not to be so new afterall as the natural world that healed slightly during...
Town Boring Enough To Have A Bike Shop
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT
It has been confirmed that you can probably give a Betoota hinterland town a miss as the presence of a bike shop solidifies the place as...
Teenage Prince Of Darkness Degoths After Enjoying Pop Song Unironically
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT
A rainbow has been discovered in a world of black and white today as local goth Dylan Hedge (15) decided to degoth after...
Rural Romeo and Juliet: Scone Farmer Forbids Daughter From Dating Hot Muswellbrook Plant Mechanic
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT
There's trouble in the Hunter this week, as a proud 3rd generation Scone farmer lays down the law to protect his...
Boyfriend Rinsed After Using Girlfriend’s Palo Santo Sticks To Chock Up Wonky TV Unit
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT
An innovative boyfriend is in the dog house this morning, after using his girlfriend's energy cleansing sticks to stabilise some unsteady...
Three Seconds Into 30s And Local Man Is Already Feeling A Click In His Knee
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT
The sands of time have done their traditional dusting today as a local man developed a weird click in his knee literally three...
