Economic Downturn Results In A Spike Of Edible Christmas Bonuses
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT
Just as state and federal governments have wanted you to eat into our superannuation, the nation’s workplaces are following suit by providing their...
Entirety Of Family Members Aged 15-30 Spend Different Intervals Hiding In Toilet
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT
A fun Christmas game of sardines seems to be taking place in the home of Betoota grandparents Noel and Val Kirk as all...
Concreter Gets Hilarious Kris Kringle For Sparky
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
A local tradesman has today brought the house down.
Despite spending the last few weeks laying the foundations for some soulless project home...
Inexperienced Camper Attempts To Talk Round The Campfire Instead Of Staring Into It Silently
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT
An inexperienced camper was found to be in violation of camp code over the weekend by using a campfire as an opportunity to chat rather...
British Conservative Sick Of Having All Their Towns Named After Traditional Owners
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT
Proof that a good deal of us are cut from the same cloth, some conservative Brits are absolutely done with the PC nonsense...
Well Dressed Couple Walking Awkwardly Slow Definitely On A Hinge Date
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT
In breaking news, two strangers have been spotted strolling at 4km/h this evening as they tip-toe around some first date topics...
Marketing Manager For Data Entry Firm Hits LinkedIn With Profound Chat GPT Generated Christmas Message
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT
A digital disrupter has wowed his professional contacts this week by waffling into the smug void of LinkedIn and posting some...
Outer Metro Mum Visits The Cool Clothes Shop To Buy Her Husky Middle Aged Son Some Inappropriately Tight Jeans That She Will Guilt Him Into Wearing To Christmas Lunch
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
A Betoota Heights husky gent doesn't know it yet, but his mother just purchased one of his Christmas presents...
Husband Realises He’s Got Another Week Or So Before He Needs To Start Thinking About Presents
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
A increasingly large sack of shit has today confirmed to The Advocate that he's got everything under control.
39-year-old husband and father Brett...
West Tigers Sack Entire Board And Replace Them With The Furston Guy
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
One of the National Rugby League's perennial laughing stocks has today finally made an effort to steady the ship.
After years of appalling...
