QLD Media Initiate Steven Miles By Quizzing Him On Which Origin Players He Went To School With
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The current Queensland government has today confirmed who its new leader will be.
After nearly 9 years of Annastacia Palaszczuk premiership, the state...
Entire Nation Shares Collective Disappointment At How Well Behaved Schoolies Are Nowadays
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The nation has collectively sighed in disappointment as reports surfaced that this year's schoolies were marked by an unprecedented level of well-behaved young...
Report: Holy Fuck Look At Grandpa
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Local retiree Harry Thompson has inadvertently become a style sensation by incorporating an unexpected accessory into his daily wardrobe...
Office Manager Insisting On A Kris Kringle In This Fucken’ Economy
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In an act of tone deafness so intense it could only happen in an office, local office manager Kirsty Kringley has insisted on...
QLD Labor To Copy West Tigers Leadership Model By Replacing Palaszczuk With Multiple Premiers
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The state of Queensland is preparing for a new leadership regime, after the sensational resignation of Premier Annastacia Palaszczuk over the weekend.
The...
British Sports Journos Ask Former Socceroos Coach If He’s Ever Experienced This Many Losses Before
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The British sporting press are licking their lips again this week, as one of their favourite subjects continues to provide the goods.
Tottenham...
Tony Burke Feels The Need To Tell David Pocock About His Gym Program
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After a big few months of negotiating legislation, the nation's Workplace Relations and Employment Minister has today taken a breath to talk about...
NRL Fans Beg Rabs To Make Cameo Appearance In 2025 Just So They Can Hear Him Pronounce Nawaqanitawase
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Fans of the greatest game of all have today made a desperate plea to an icon.
Followers of the game of Rugby League...
Public Teacher Dealing With Ratty Worn Out Kids, Quite A Fan Of Private School Sized Holidays
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An exhausted teacher from Betoota Ponds Public has today revealed to The Advocate that she's had enough for the year.
With another two...
Government Bans Vapes Again For The 4th Time, Proving Just How Hard They Are To Quit
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Proving that they are just like us, the federal government is giving the vaping ban another go, and they really mean it this...
