“Righto Fellas, Sort It Out In The Nets” Says Nation To Mitchell Johnson And Dave Warner
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
After a sensational few days of very public bickering, the nation has today decided enough is enough.
Former Australian fast bowler Mitchell Johnson...
City That Could Fuck Up A Stop Sign Really Thought It Could Build An Interchange That Looks Like A Hyperbranched Macromolecule
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
In some breaking news from the self-proclaimed centre of the universe, Sydney has confirmed that it really thought it could build one of...
NSW Government Starts Fining People For Parking Illegally Around New Rozelle Interchange
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
Things are seemingly going from bad to worse for Sydney commuters this week, with the Rozelle Interchange fiasco taking another turn.
The interchange...
How To Use Your Super To Pay For A Liberal Party Membership
HARVEY THOMAS | Outrage | CONTACT
We all know it, Liberal party memberships don’t come cheap. If they did come cheap just anybody could sign up. Don’t imagine it....
Woolworths Attempt To Avoid Senate Inquiry By Offering To Bring Back Ooshies
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
One half of the country's supermarket cartel have today gotten on the front foot to try and avoid a senate enquiry.
With the...
Nation’s Aging Emos Now In Their Picnic Blanket Concert Era
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT
In humbling news for anyone who used to go to Soundwave, mosh pits are out and picnic blankets are in, The...
Nations JB Hi-Fi Workers Congregate At Good Things Festival For Yearly Sales Conference
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT
A sea of black skinny jeans and band tees are flooding cute parklands, racecourses and the Brisbane Showgrounds this weekend as...
Local Plumber Coming Home Drunk Awakens To Find He Signed With The Bulldogs Too
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT
A local plumber has woken up to discover an absolute humdinger of a hangover and learn that in his drunken state he too...
Mum Calls At 7:13am On A Sunday To Confirm She’s Already Pre-Ordered The Ham
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT
A luxurious Sunday sleep-in has been interrupted today after a local Mum decided to make an emergency call to map out...
